The Christian Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Ista terra promissionis, quam dedit nobis Dominus
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Christian Republic of Luziyca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Breuvi Shjoraski with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.261 billion Luziycans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethlehem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Luziycan economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 322,171 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,539 per year while the poor average 36,865, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Luziyca's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Luziyca is ranked 168th in Esquarium and 127,109th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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