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The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

“Mir wlle bleiwe wat mir sinn.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Grand Duke Henri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.257 billion Luxembourgians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Woodchip Exports.

The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Luxembourg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicsm, and its currency is the Euro.

Luxembourg is ranked 342nd in Capitalist Paradise and 77,383rd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -14.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 27 days ago: Luxembourg fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 58 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 64 days ago: Luxembourg relocated from The Versutian Federation to Capitalist Paradise.
  • 68 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 94 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 95 days ago: Luxembourg fell out of the world Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 104 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 144 days ago: Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 147 days ago: Following new legislation in Luxembourg, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.

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