Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,480th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,240th Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,604th
The Grand Duchy of
New York Times Democracy
Mir wlle bleiwe wat mir sinn.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Henri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.05 billion Luxembourgers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The powerhouse Luxembourgian economy, worth 885 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 97,833 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and Luxembourg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxembourg's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicsm.

Luxembourg is ranked 28,219th in the world and 54th in The Coalition of Governments for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,227.17 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,480thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,240thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,604thHighest Economic Output: 11,500thSafest: 12,470thMost Pacifist: 13,240thLargest Populations: 13,322ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,897thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,027th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Luxembourg's influence in The Coalition of Governments rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Luxembourg, Luxembourg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Luxembourg, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Luxembourg, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Luxembourg, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Luxembourg, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Luxembourgian pensions.
  • : Luxembourg's influence in The Coalition of Governments rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Luxembourg's influence in The Coalition of Governments rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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