NationStates | The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

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“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.569 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Ltlaliens with a very polite populace, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 167th in Texas and 132,094th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -1,530 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Easter Egg Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Texas for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Texas for Most Armed #1 in Texas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Most Avoided Top 5% of Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Texas for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Texas for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of Texas for Most Cultured #1 in Texas for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Texas for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of Texas for Highest Drug Use Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Texas for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Texas for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Fattest Citizens #1 in Texas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry #1 in Texas for Largest Gambling Industry #1 in Texas for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Texas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of Texas for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Texas for Highest Police Ratios #1 in Texas for Largest Populations Top 5% of Texas for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of Texas for Largest Retail Industry Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of Texas for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of Texas for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Ltlaliens with a very polite populace.
3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
4 days ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tim's bedroom.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, euthanasia is illegal.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.