Most Stationary: 17th Largest Retail Industry: 17th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.523 billion whatsass have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 18,770 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 635,781 psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Chupacabra is one of the most popular forenames in Ltlaliens. Crime is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 27,143rd in the world and 42nd in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Stationary: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thHighest Economic Output: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 48thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 59thLargest Populations: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thRudest Citizens: 66thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66thLargest Publishing Industry: 97thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 122ndFattest Citizens: 129thLargest Mining Sector: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thSmartest Citizens: 162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180thMost Armed: 191stMost Secular: 206thLargest Black Market: 343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 886thMost Corrupt Governments: 931stMost Efficient Economies: 960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,554thTop
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Most Influential: 3,679thLargest Governments: 4,216thMost Average: 4,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,877thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,271st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Chupacabra is one of the most popular forenames in Ltlaliens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Ltlaliens.

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