Most Stationary: 14th Largest Retail Industry: 18th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.367 billion whatsass have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 18,408 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 626,827 psychoses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,125,073 per year while the poor average 136,523, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 149,910th in the world and 159th in Texas for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -61.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Stationary: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thRudest Citizens: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thHighest Economic Output: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 49thMost Avoided: 54thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rdLargest Populations: 64thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stLargest Publishing Industry: 102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 125thFattest Citizens: 127thLargest Mining Sector: 150thSmartest Citizens: 161stMost Armed: 166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Agricultural Sector: 176thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186thMost Secular: 272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 341stLargest Black Market: 527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 953rdMost Efficient Economies: 962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,009thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,248thMost Influential: 3,679thLargest Governments: 4,156thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,645thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,872nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Ltlaliens was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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