Most Stationary: 14th Largest Retail Industry: 15th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.17 billion whatsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 18,527 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 635,166 psychoses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,982,550 per year while the poor average 156,246, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chupa as a backdrop, Ltlaliens has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Ltlaliens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 107,735th in the world and 81st in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 0.2 Stalins.

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Most Stationary: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45thMost Avoided: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thLargest Populations: 65thRudest Citizens: 87thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thLargest Publishing Industry: 100thFattest Citizens: 118thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 119thLargest Mining Sector: 133rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 149thMost Armed: 154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 172ndSmartest Citizens: 180thLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rdMost Secular: 266thLargest Black Market: 319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 708thMost Corrupt Governments: 910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 914thMost Efficient Economies: 968thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,249thTop
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Most Influential: 3,643rdLargest Governments: 4,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,639thMost Average: 8,562ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,553rdMost Developed: 17,183rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Max Barry is this year's Miss Ltlaliens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Ltlaliens has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chupa as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Average.

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