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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.372 billion Ltlaliensians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, military spending is on the increase, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 9th in Texas and 2,435th in the world for Safest, scoring 751 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, it's always rabbit season.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military spending is on the increase.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 5 days ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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by Max Barry

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