The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.365 billion whatsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 16,795 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 613,744 psychoses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,359,743 per year while the poor average 109,924, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, government spending has hit an all-time low, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 2nd in Texas and 50th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, many newspapers agree that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive".
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, half of Ltlaliens's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.

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by Max Barry

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