The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.582 billion whatsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 16,924 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 613,604 psychoses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,206,996 per year while the poor average 122,110, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

The ban on cars has been repealed, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 1st in Texas and 41st in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 3,489 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: #1).
  • : Ltlaliens fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ltlaliens fell out of the regional #1 spot for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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by Max Barry

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