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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.499 billion Ltlaliensians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and Ltlaliens is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 1st in Texas and 42nd in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 42 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Ltlaliens is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.

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by Max Barry

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