The Ethereal Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.458 billion whatsa are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 16,956 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 640,891 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, military service is compulsory, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 1st in Texas and 32nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 55 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military service is compulsory.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Ltlaliens changed its national demonym to "whatsas".
  • 19 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".

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by Max Barry

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