Most Stationary: 1st Largest Retail Industry: 18th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.878 billion whatsass have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 19,445 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 650,837 psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, bars are packed at all hours, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 78,527th in the world and 90th in Texas for Most Pro-Market, scoring 42.67 on the Rand Index.

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Most Stationary: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 34thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndMost Avoided: 67thLargest Populations: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thRudest Citizens: 90thLargest Publishing Industry: 92ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117thSmartest Citizens: 143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159thFattest Citizens: 161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 168thMost Secular: 205thLargest Black Market: 219thMost Armed: 258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 826thMost Efficient Economies: 957thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,021stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,468thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,661stMost Influential: 3,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,609thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,869thMost Average: 11,512thMost Cultured: 12,098thLowest Crime Rates: 14,106th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Ltlaliens with trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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