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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.347 billion Ltlaliensians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 163rd in Texas and 111,050th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -456 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military spending is on the increase.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Ltlaliens with a very polite populace.

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by Max Barry

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