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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.671 billion Ltlaliensians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 77th in Texas and 53,892nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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by Max Barry

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