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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and surprisingly youthful workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.276 billion Ltlaliensians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 17,075 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 649,864 psychoses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,083,399 per year while the poor average 80,828, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 184th in Texas and 115,810th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -135 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 14 hours ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • 7 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.

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by Max Barry

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