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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.145 billion Ltlaliensians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, birth rates have hit an all-time low, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 84th in Texas and 81,360th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.12 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.

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by Max Barry

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