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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.117 billion Ltlaliensians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 166th in Texas and 112,197th in the world for Best Weather, with -5,440 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Chupacabra is one of the most popular forenames in Ltlaliens.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: #1).

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by Max Barry

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