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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.691 billion Ltlaliensians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Spies caught in Ltlaliens are never heard from again, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Max Barry is this year's Miss Ltlaliens, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 31st in Texas and 14,665th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 74 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Max Barry is this year's Miss Ltlaliens.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, spies caught in Ltlaliens are never heard from again.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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