The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.796 billion whatsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 17,085 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 637,617 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 2nd in Texas and 54th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 113 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 1 day ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.

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by Max Barry

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