The Ethereal Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.616 billion whatsa are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 17,027 trillion psychoses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 639,743 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, military spending is on the increase, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 3rd in Texas and 146th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 26 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 2 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 4 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, anti-government web sites are springing up.

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by Max Barry

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