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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.545 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, Chupacabras are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the psychosis.

Ltlaliens is ranked 2nd in Texas and 36th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 13,605 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 22 hours ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Chupacabras are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 6 days ago: Ltlaliens was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 9 days ago: Ltlaliens was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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by Max Barry

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