Most Stationary: 15th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th Largest Retail Industry: 23rd
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.304 billion whatsass have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 19,321 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 637,602 psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, military spending is on the increase, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 177,721st in the world and 188th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 8.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Stationary: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 25thHighest Poor Incomes: 34thHighest Economic Output: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Populations: 68thRudest Citizens: 70thMost Avoided: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74thLargest Publishing Industry: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 121stSmartest Citizens: 127thMost Armed: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172ndLargest Mining Sector: 172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195thFattest Citizens: 203rdMost Secular: 223rdLargest Black Market: 322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 833rdMost Efficient Economies: 947thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,753rdTop
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Most Influential: 3,824thMost Cultured: 8,610thTop
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Most Average: 8,976thLargest Governments: 15,618thHighest Crime Rates: 17,528th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Ltlaliens lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Chupacabra.
  • : Ltlaliens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Chupacabra is one of the most popular forenames in Ltlaliens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

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