Most Stationary: 13th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th Largest Retail Industry: 20th
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.726 billion whatsass are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 18,933 trillion psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 636,928 psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 154,503rd in the world and 154th in Texas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -130.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Stationary: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 35thHighest Economic Output: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45thLargest Insurance Industry: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 57thMost Avoided: 62ndLargest Populations: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72ndLargest Publishing Industry: 96thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 129thFattest Citizens: 141stSmartest Citizens: 155thLargest Mining Sector: 157thRudest Citizens: 162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 168thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178thMost Secular: 211thMost Armed: 212thHighest Poor Incomes: 268thLargest Black Market: 383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 545thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 730thMost Corrupt Governments: 839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 890thMost Efficient Economies: 970thTop
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Most Influential: 3,677thLargest Governments: 3,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,180thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,998thMost Cultured: 14,725th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Ltlaliensian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ltlaliens's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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