Location: Maltropian Puppet Confederacy

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Fiefdom of Lossarnach is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.191 billion are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Vale of Flowers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A robust private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports industries.

Lossarnach has designated the Vale of Flowers as its capital city. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lossarnach's national animal is the one which lives in Lossarnach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Crown.

Lossarnach is ranked 19th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy and 12,102nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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