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The Fiefdom of Lossarnach

“For Gondor!”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Maltropian Puppet Confederacy

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The Fiefdom of Lossarnach is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.725 billion men of Lossarnach are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Vale of Flowers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A robust private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports industries.

Lossarnach has designated the Vale of Flowers as its capital city. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lossarnach's national animal is the one which lives in Lossarnach, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its currency is the Crown.

Lossarnach is ranked 9th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy and 50,618th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 13 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Lossarnach changed its national demonym to "man of Lossarnach" and its demonym adjective to "Gondorian".
  • 56 days ago: Lossarnach fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 143 days ago: Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 144 days ago: Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 1 year 30 days ago: Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 1 year 106 days ago: Lossarnach fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 1 year 122 days ago: Lossarnach fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 1 year 238 days ago: Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 1 year 297 days ago: Lossarnach fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 1 year 308 days ago: Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens.

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