Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Devout: 18th Most Primitive: 19th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.263 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 177 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,982 nonthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Losfebev, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 666th in the world and 1st in Oubliette for Most Authoritarian, with 9.41 Stalins.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10thMost Devout: 18thMost Primitive: 19thBest Weather: 43rdMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Corrupt Governments: 136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 190thLongest Average Lifespans: 591stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 620thMost Authoritarian: 666thMost Stationary: 723rdMost Conservative: 1,236thTop
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Most Extreme: 1,902ndLargest Populations: 2,287thMost Pacifist: 3,797thMost Influential: 3,981stLargest Black Market: 6,277thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,178thLargest Governments: 8,199thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,094th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Losfebev was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Losfebev.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Losfebev was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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