Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Primitive: 11th Most Devout: 18th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.424 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 179 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,008 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 152,049th in the world and 6th in Oubliette for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,435.33 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10thMost Primitive: 11thMost Devout: 18thBest Weather: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Corrupt Governments: 142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 189thLongest Average Lifespans: 623rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 651stMost Stationary: 724thMost Conservative: 1,008thMost Authoritarian: 1,073rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,280thMost Extreme: 3,038thMost Influential: 3,964thMost Pacifist: 4,077thLargest Black Market: 6,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,817thLargest Governments: 7,735th

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  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the unemployed are quite literally sold to the highest bidder.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Losfebev City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.

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