Most Primitive: 6th Most Ignorant Citizens: 9th Most Devout: 17th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.895 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 169 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,739 nonthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many irrelevances struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, and assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 179,336th in the world and 6th in Oubliette for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thMost Devout: 17thBest Weather: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137thLowest Crime Rates: 209thLongest Average Lifespans: 553rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 594thMost Stationary: 734thMost Authoritarian: 760thMost Conservative: 1,184thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,087thLargest Populations: 2,299thMost Pacifist: 3,622ndMost Influential: 3,935thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,284thLargest Black Market: 6,498thLargest Governments: 8,683rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,449th

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  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, many irrelevances struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.

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