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The Intolerancy of Losfebev

“Shut up! Who asked you?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Oubliette

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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.012 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Losfebev's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Oubliette, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Patriarchy, and its currency is the nonthing.

Losfebev is ranked 4th in Oubliette and 111,427th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -542 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, Losfebev's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Oubliette.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Losfebev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, half of Losfebev's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, Losfebev is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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