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The Intolerancy of Losfebev

“Shut up! Who asked you?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Oubliette

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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.158 billion irrelevances are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Losfebev remains pure, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Patriarchy, and its currency is the nonthing.

Losfebev is ranked 1st in Oubliette and 6,594th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Losfebev remains pure.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, Losfebev has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, military service is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Losfebev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Losfebev.

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