Most Primitive: 8th Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th Most Devout: 19th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
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Outlawed
Economy
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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.081 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 173 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,859 nonthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Patriarchy, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 144,330th in the world and 4th in Oubliette for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Primitive: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thMost Devout: 19thBest Weather: 42ndMost Beautiful Environments: 78thMost Corrupt Governments: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142ndLowest Crime Rates: 204thMost Conservative: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 588thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 655thMost Stationary: 730thMost Authoritarian: 1,351stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,296thMost Extreme: 3,225thMost Pacifist: 3,743rdMost Influential: 3,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,646thLargest Black Market: 6,638thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,255thMost Income Equality: 10,735th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Patriarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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