The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.585 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 198 trillion nonthings a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,124 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 1st in Oubliette and 111th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,684.814 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Losfebev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 7 days ago: Losfebev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Losfebev, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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