| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Oubliette
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.284 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 71%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Patriarchy, and its currency is the nonthing.
Losfebev is ranked 2nd in Oubliette and 6,786th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 24 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.


















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. - 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. - 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers. - 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Losfebev. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, political activists are routinely executed. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Losfebev, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.






