Most Primitive: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th Most Devout: 18th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.619 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 282 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,476 nonthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 161,681st in the world and 5th in Oubliette for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12thMost Devout: 18thBest Weather: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156thLowest Crime Rates: 175thLongest Average Lifespans: 662ndMost Stationary: 705thMost Authoritarian: 852ndMost Conservative: 1,028thMost Pacifist: 1,201stTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,815thLargest Populations: 2,258thMost Extreme: 2,477thMost Influential: 4,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,174thLargest Governments: 7,444th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Losfebev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government spends millions of tax nonthings on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the giant 80-storey carving of Patriarch in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics