Most Primitive: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th Most Devout: 17th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.019 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 295 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,827 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Patriarchy, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 177,510th in the world and 5th in Oubliette for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12thMost Devout: 17thBest Weather: 47thMost Beautiful Environments: 82ndMost Corrupt Governments: 150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 180thMost Conservative: 578thMost Stationary: 673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 717thMost Pacifist: 1,366thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,795thLargest Populations: 2,214thMost Authoritarian: 3,015thMost Influential: 4,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,511thLargest Governments: 6,712thMost Extreme: 6,773rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,479th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Patriarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Losfebev after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in Patriarchy.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics