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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.558 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and billions of Planet Sized Wine Gums are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 8,322nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 2.389 Stalins.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and