The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.287 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Los Santosian economy, worth 944 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,555 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, guns are banned, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 189th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, guns are banned.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Realm Of Eternal Freedom.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.

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