The Very Large Safari Park of
Corporate Police State
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.46 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Los Santosian economy, worth 955 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,725 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 121,090 per year while the poor average 10,738, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, Sam's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 176th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 17 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On Scientific Cooperation".
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Sam's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Historia Novorum".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Los Santos was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

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