Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Largest Insurance Industry: 28th Most Scientifically Advanced: 33rd
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.563 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,433 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 618,675 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,189,914 per year while the poor average 126,197, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the clergy of Toastology remains a single-sex institution, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 18,272nd in the world and 2nd in Nintendo for Most Authoritarian, with 1.57 Stalins.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 55thLowest Crime Rates: 61stHighest Average Incomes: 65thLargest Mining Sector: 73rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146thLargest Agricultural Sector: 188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 316thMost Stationary: 322ndSmartest Citizens: 410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 443rdMost Avoided: 681stLargest Black Market: 931stMost Efficient Economies: 962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,016thHealthiest Citizens: 1,022ndLargest Populations: 1,058thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,704thLargest Governments: 2,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,277thMost Influential: 3,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,299thRudest Citizens: 4,387thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,014thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,308th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Anastagiean Region.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Little corner of Nation States.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the clergy of Toastology remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Dacia.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Cashnatchee.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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