The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.408 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 13,757 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 563,666 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, people caught mistreating Los Santos's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 8th in Nintendo and 130,181st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -8,966 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Embassy.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Palm Beach.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, people caught mistreating Los Santos's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Some What United States of Blarf.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, criminals are thrown to the Batmen to repay their debt to society.

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