Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Largest Insurance Industry: 27th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.206 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,170 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 617,064 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,131,580 per year while the poor average 130,644, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 33,774th in the world and 3rd in Nintendo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,339.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thHighest Economic Output: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 72ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 213thMost Stationary: 326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 383rdSmartest Citizens: 411thMost Avoided: 674thLargest Black Market: 849thMost Efficient Economies: 955thLargest Gambling Industry: 968thHealthiest Citizens: 1,027thLargest Populations: 1,071stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,608thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,218thLargest Governments: 2,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,671stMost Influential: 2,996thMost Conservative: 3,114thRudest Citizens: 4,070thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,480thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,562ndMost Authoritarian: 9,037thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,828th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, bicyclists are banned from major roads.

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