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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.716 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . The average income tax rate is 67%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 1,103rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 442 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 42 minutes ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 16 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Small Village .
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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