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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.18 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 4th in Nintendo and 111,702nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -2,116 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.

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