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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.71 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Small Village , the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 38th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 39 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Small Village .
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".

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