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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.5 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Online tourism reviews of Los Santos are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, Los Santos is renowned for its lax gun laws, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 5th in Nintendo and 110,900th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Los Santos is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, online tourism reviews of Los Santos are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.

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