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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.876 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and government officials across Los Santos are being "encouraged" to adopt Batmen to set an example for the populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 4th in Nintendo and 117,669th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -2,238 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 119 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, government officials across Los Santos are being "encouraged" to adopt Batmen to set an example for the populace.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 2 days ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Iura Pecunia et libertas.

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