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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.088 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Los Santosian economy, worth 945 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,962 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Planet Sized Wine Gum battlesuits, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 11,800th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.864 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 84 minutes ago

  • 85 minutes ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Mountains to the East"".
  • 14 hours ago: Los Santos fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Planet Sized Wine Gum battlesuits.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Los Santos is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marine Debris Accord"".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector.

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