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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.214 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, Batmen are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 168th in the world for Safest, scoring 2,523.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 34 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 34 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 10 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Individual Working Freedoms".
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Batmen are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Los Santos's universities.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".

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