The Very Large Safari Park of
Corporate Police State
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.624 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Los Santosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,599 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,703 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,780 per year while the poor average 49,402, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Los Santos's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 6th in Nintendo and 140,711th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -751 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Los Santos's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".

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