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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.3 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, euthanasia is illegal, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 12,217th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 156 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Los Santos remains pure.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, CDs are regularly copy-protected.

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