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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.008 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and almost all of Los Santos's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 5th in Nintendo and 112,036th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,618 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, almost all of Los Santos's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).

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