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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.387 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, organ donation is compulsory, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 21,802nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.202 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 13 hours ago: Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Remnants of the Mian Empire.
  • 13 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 Infinite Loop".
  • 13 hours ago: Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World University for Peace".
  • 18 hours ago: Los Santos fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.

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