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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.532 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . The average income tax rate is 38%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, theoretical science is only theoretical, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 48th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Los Santos fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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