The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.356 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 14,901 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 587,689 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Batmanball players cannot remember their lineup position, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Los Santos remains pure, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 78th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,826.146 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Los Santos remains pure.
  • : Los Santos lodged a message on the Nintendo Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, concussed Batmanball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Small Village's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is spending billions of Planet Sized Wine Gums on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".

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