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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.557 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . The average income tax rate is 41%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 3,046th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 153 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Los Santos was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, Los Santos successfully hosted the Nintendo Olympics.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union"".
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Los Santos was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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