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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Nintendo

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.954 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village . Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Toastology, and its currency is the Planet Sized Wine Gum.

Los Santos is ranked 5th in Nintendo and 112,357th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -705 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Los Santos was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Straw Hat Pirates.

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