Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Largest Insurance Industry: 28th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 29th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.774 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,902 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 631,295 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,020,748 per year while the poor average 149,710, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Online tourism reviews of Los Santos are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 546th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Largest Black Market, with 1,690 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thHighest Economic Output: 51stHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLowest Crime Rates: 67thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Mining Sector: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 222ndMost Stationary: 313thSmartest Citizens: 395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 417thLargest Black Market: 546thMost Avoided: 585thHealthiest Citizens: 932ndMost Efficient Economies: 948thLargest Gambling Industry: 978thLargest Populations: 1,037thRudest Citizens: 1,209thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,720thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,263rdLargest Governments: 2,379thMost Influential: 3,045thMost Conservative: 6,711thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,864thMost Authoritarian: 13,996thMost Developed: 17,552nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The League of Conservative Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, online tourism reviews of Los Santos are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Matheo.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry, the Top 5% for Most Conservative, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.

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