The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.234 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 13,598 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 561,153 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, CDs are regularly copy-protected, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 8th in Nintendo and 118,971st in the world for Best Weather, with -1,812 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation.
  • : Los Santos fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, governments opposing Los Santos are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.

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