The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.065 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,763 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 488,834 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a law unto itself, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1st in Nintendo and 6,820th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Los Santos, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Toonami.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Status in Wartime".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).

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