The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.457 billion Lord Boozeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Boozean economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion Golden Bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 227,121 Golden Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, euthanasia is legal, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and the Wild Erratic Hare is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di.

Lord Booze is ranked 3,851st in Balder and 124,663rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -20 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Lord Booze fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 8 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 16 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).
  • 16 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 27 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.

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