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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze

“Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.532 billion Lord Boozeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, organ donation is compulsory, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lord Booze to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di, and its currency is the Golden Bullet.

Lord Booze is ranked 28th in the South Pacific and 1,139th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 242 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 8 hours ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Lord Booze fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Lord Booze fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Lord Booze to be bombproof.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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