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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze

“Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.542 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government seizes all major gold finds, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di, and its currency is the Golden Bullet.

Lord Booze is ranked 25th in the South Pacific and 2,091st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Lord Booze voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 4 days ago: Lord Booze was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Lanndau.
  • 4 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Lord Booze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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