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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze

“Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific


The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.685 billion Lord Boozeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the South Pacific, all news sources are under strict government control, the government snoops on private internet connections, and most citizens in Lord Booze are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di, and its currency is the Golden Bullet.

Lord Booze is ranked 3,904th in the South Pacific and 112,562nd in the world for Best Weather, with -1,466 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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