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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze

“Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.126 billion Lord Boozeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di, and its currency is the Golden Bullet.

Lord Booze is ranked 3,135th in the South Pacific and 93,991st in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Lord Booze voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Lord Booze's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, Lord Booze's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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