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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze

“Crush your enemies and see them driven before you.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Lord Booze is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ju Go Di with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.89 billion Lord Boozeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fukchumang. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Students cut up leftover Golden Bullets during Arts and Crafts, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lord Booze after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Booze's national animal is the Wild Erratic Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Atheistic Society of Ju Go Di, and its currency is the Golden Bullet.

Lord Booze is ranked 9th in the South Pacific and 691st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 440 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lord Booze after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 8 hours ago: Lord Booze was endorsed by The Sparkly of Escade.
  • 17 hours ago: Lord Booze was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, students cut up leftover Golden Bullets during Arts and Crafts.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lord Booze, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 17 hours ago: Lord Booze endorsed The Republic of Krillion213.
  • 17 hours ago: Lord Booze endorsed The Republic of Corsican republic of europe.

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