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Most Pro-Market: 1,579thLargest Populations: 1,758thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,233rd
The Texas Rangers of
Capitalist Paradise
I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lonesome Dove

Population38.405 billion

LeaderCal

Currencysilver dollar
Animalbuffalo

The Texas Rangers of Lonesome Dove is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cal with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.405 billion broken down cowboys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lonesome Dovean economy, worth a remarkable 4,019 trillion silver dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,656 silver dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 708,295 per year while the poor average 5,701, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, prison visits increase substantially during election years, graffiti graces every city's streets, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lonesome Dove's national animal is the buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lonesome Dove is ranked 7,148th in the world and 13th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 2,767.64505509492 days.

Top
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Most Pro-Market: 1,579thLargest Populations: 1,758thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,233rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,130thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,579thMost Armed: 3,678thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,387thHighest Economic Output: 4,713thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,720thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,139thMost Stationary: 7,148thFattest Citizens: 7,298thMost Avoided: 9,534thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,165thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,594thHighest Drug Use: 26,830thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,982ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,635thLargest Mining Sector: 28,543rdHighest Crime Rates: 28,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 29,147th
Top
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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