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The United Provinces of Londonum

“In Nomine Dei, Justo.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The United Provinces of Londonum is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Onorius I with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 10.765 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latrius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Londonum, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown. Londonum's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Dominism, and its currency is the Aurosa.

Londonum is ranked 174th in Texas and 122,568th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Londonum fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Londonum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Londonum.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, abortions are routinely performed in Londonum's hospitals.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, voting is voluntary.

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