The United Kingdoms of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Servio Regna, Isti Tueor.
Emperor Onorius I
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Kingdoms of Londonum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Onorius I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.989 billion Imperials love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latrius. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londonumic economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,532 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Londonum's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dominism.

Londonum is ranked 129th in Commonwealth of Free Nations and 132,854th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -205 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 80 minutes ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Latrius Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.

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