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The United Provinces of Londonum

“In Nomine Dei, Justo.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The United Provinces of Londonum is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Emperor Onorius I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 11.343 billion Londonumics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latrius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

All footpaths have tollbooths, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Londonum has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Londonum's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Dominism, and its currency is the UPL Credit.

Londonum is ranked 41st in Texas and 17,168th in the world for Best Weather, with 49 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Londonum changed its national currency to "UPL Credit" and its demonym to "Londonumic".
  • 6 days ago: Londonum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, Londonum has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Londonum, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.

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