The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
If you have a problem with me I have a problem with you
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of LokiLand5 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.29 billion Hiddlestoners are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmas Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hiddlestoner economy, worth 409 trillion Koins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,443 Koins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,772 per year while the poor average 23,267, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LokiLand5's national animal is the Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LokiLand5 is ranked 1st in Lesbia and 16,826th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 7 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: LokiLand5's influence in Lesbia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 5 days ago: LokiLand5's influence in Lesbia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in LokiLand5, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.

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