“Land of the Seven Stars”
|Category: Mother Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Sovereignity of Loftegen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Lady with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.385 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.
Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the byte.
Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago
- 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, military spending is on the increase.
- 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the Loftegen Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- 2 days 19 hours ago: Loftegen was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Massambula Kapengwe.
- 3 days 16 hours ago: Loftegen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Mother Knows Best State".
- 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, Loftegen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
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