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The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen

“Down with the People's Republic!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Lazarus

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The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lady with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.329 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph The Lady, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ladyism, and its currency is the byte.

Loftegen is ranked 398th in Lazarus and 9,242nd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 126 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Loftegen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 19 hours ago: Loftegen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph The Lady.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Loftegen was endorsed by The Great Heroist Apollo Nation of Heroism.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.

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