Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th Largest Retail Industry: 93rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 94th
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The Deplorability of Loftegen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.861 billion Loftegenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loftegenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,350 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,377 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Black Ram', and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaharranism.

Loftegen is ranked 189,153rd in the world and 4,982nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 5.44 Obesity Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 93rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107thRudest Citizens: 199thMost Armed: 253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 310thHighest Average Incomes: 378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 407thMost Influential: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 531stHighest Economic Output: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 733rdLargest Gambling Industry: 831stMost Efficient Economies: 964thHighest Crime Rates: 1,194thSmartest Citizens: 1,221stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,527thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,857thMost Devout: 1,953rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,127thLargest Black Market: 2,354thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,159thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,435thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,615thLargest Populations: 5,584thMost Cultured: 5,842ndMost Developed: 6,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,469thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,022ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,807thLargest Mining Sector: 17,401stHighest Drug Use: 19,093rdMost Stationary: 19,205th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Devout: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 153rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 262nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 443rd in the region

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