Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th Largest Retail Industry: 94th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 95th
The Deplorability of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Lady Zaharra
Regional Influence
Security Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Deplorability of Loftegen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.727 billion Loftegenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loftegenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,293 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,162 bytes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and concussed black ramball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaharranism.

Loftegen is ranked 2,353rd in the world and 124th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 311 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 94thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 106thRudest Citizens: 152ndMost Armed: 246thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 301stHighest Average Incomes: 378thMost Influential: 405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 405thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 574thHighest Economic Output: 578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 750thLargest Gambling Industry: 801stMost Efficient Economies: 969thHighest Crime Rates: 1,155thSmartest Citizens: 1,230thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,722ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,883rdMost Devout: 1,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,273rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,334thLargest Black Market: 2,353rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,596thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,921stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,412thLargest Populations: 5,545thMost Developed: 6,616thMost Cultured: 7,408thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,937thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,666thLargest Mining Sector: 15,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,238th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 330th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 455th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loftegen lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, concussed black ramball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Loftegen was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Huge Buns.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Loftegen lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Loftegen lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Loftegen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Loftegen lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 158 » Caraani, Tanzu, Davewerld, Ecchi Unlimited, General Mike, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Darkium, Borsovia, Farmboybob, Aegis-5, Serious Problems, Aigania, Meat Sandwich, Arkanik, Dhan, Cronintopia, Almain, DisregardWork, Marcellinople, Carthago Tertius, Marcus Alexander, Potted Plants United, Praenestia, Nightscence, Kiautschou Bay, Silsa, Darcaethir, Sindrya, Pownship, Provident Nation, The Edderalish Empire, Kitty Terrorists, Arkins, Autarkia, Deadmau5, Dotangina, The Salvation States, Marxinator, Tempo Rubato, Jeffaricus, Doperland, Zurgonia, Lazarus CoS, Ambaniala, Claraxia, Systemic Virtue, Apocalyptic Assurance, Danesopia, Nobania, Mattrid, and 108 others.Neu Westwartsland, Zelso, Belgicana, Aeryis, Port Jefferson, Braxica, Juman, Ahlmeria, Hajima, Faksjeb, Betws Tynged, Cosmodrome, Carrackion, Jahaland, Interblarg, NOVOVINSK, Alunya, Union of Antartica, North Qumar, Network 33, Janela, Qrbif, Sikticok, Uiiop, Graphite, Azzadoni, Gabenistan, BHD, Ethuoze, Avadia, Partially Blind People, Luicinas, Jo Jo Sadie, Nucular, Proteste, The First Electorate, Siskana, Knockturn Alley, Karcostan, New Rogernomics, Rathgard, Wencee, Axixic, Lichtenburg, Horlion, Adrikus, Killahdom, NeueZiel, Gracana, Vuvuzeland, NewLeaf, Girdlegaurd, Pirania, Daybreak13, Nova Serica, Sandwich Island, Aristeme, Datalia, Laputa Robota, The Anatol, Illiyan, Trackeendy, Health Game Test, The Pandarian Order, Winx club, Sharps inc, Thanadura, Fletchensburgh, Ohio Federation, Asshai Under The Shadow, Traditionals, Arsala, Inarlon, Krastovia, Lake Flotillas, Calistan, Ozgaard, Harmoneia, Pherttsylvania, Terrapacis, Killer Kitty, Le Lenny face, Tom topia, Airizs, Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders, Amerion, Alienmarky, Keynisia, Berlania, San Andrewa, Courlany, Fortytipper, Timbermunich, Tawwin, The imperial arms, Antonacia, Parzivaland, Baltic-balkan union, Vasantha, Benevolent Thomas, Republica de Muchansclon, Aspratia, LeBomb, Commnist Mexico, Xracona, Greesa, Tontala, and Huge Buns.

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