Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th Largest Retail Industry: 91st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rd
The Perseverence of
Capitalist Paradise
We endure.
Lady Zaharra
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Perseverence of Loftegen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.527 billion Loftegenans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loftegenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,120 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 394,185 bytes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the police double as repo men, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaharranism.

Loftegen is ranked 65,376th in the world and 2,320th in Lazarus for Most Conservative, scoring 50.46 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thRudest Citizens: 146thMost Armed: 250thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 309thMost Influential: 377thHighest Average Incomes: 407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 415thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 584thHighest Economic Output: 597thLargest Gambling Industry: 807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 809thMost Efficient Economies: 986thHighest Crime Rates: 1,090thSmartest Citizens: 1,227thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,640thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,704thMost Devout: 1,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,523rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,751stLargest Black Market: 3,085thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,543rdLargest Populations: 5,607thMost Developed: 6,345thMost Cultured: 7,295thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,733rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,810thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,420th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Devout: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 204th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 307th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 445th in the region

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