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The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen

“Down with the People's Republic!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Lazarus

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The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.258 billion Loftegenans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Zaharranism, and its currency is the byte.

Loftegen is ranked 43rd in Lazarus and 921st in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 582 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days ago: Loftegen endorsed The Kingdom of Christian Is Awesome.
  • 2 days ago: Loftegen endorsed The Holy Empire of Clambridge.
  • 2 days ago: Loftegen endorsed The Free Land of Voxelation.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

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