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The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen

“Down with the People's Republic!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Lazarus


The Capitalist Insurgency of Loftegen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.078 billion Loftegans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, religious education is a new government priority, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Loftegen. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Zaharranism, and its currency is the byte.

Loftegen is ranked 2,123rd in Lazarus and 75,584th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.156 Stalins.

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