Largest Cheese Export Sector: 26th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 86th Largest Retail Industry: 90th
The Perseverence of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We endure.
Lady Zaharra
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Perseverence of Loftegen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.139 billion Loftegenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loftegenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,573 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 407,310 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Altenburg Times is sold out, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaharranism.

Loftegen is ranked 162,571st in the world and 4,315th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 26thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thLargest Retail Industry: 90thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stRudest Citizens: 179thMost Armed: 233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 331stHighest Average Incomes: 363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 466thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 475thHighest Poor Incomes: 505thHighest Economic Output: 541stMost Influential: 563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 713thLargest Gambling Industry: 799thMost Efficient Economies: 962ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,012thSmartest Citizens: 1,253rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,712thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,231stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,531stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,455thMost Cultured: 5,096thLargest Populations: 5,472ndMost Developed: 6,809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,913thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,145thLargest Mining Sector: 16,496th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164th in the regionLargest Populations: 183rd in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 278th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 364th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Loftegen was endorsed by The Undemocratic Serf's Republic of Iskoval.
  • : Loftegen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Loftegen was endorsed by The United Imperial Dominions of Canton Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Altenburg Times is sold out.
  • : Loftegen was endorsed by The Magic of Wintermoot III.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Loftegen, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Tanzu, Davewerld, Ecchi Unlimited, General Mike, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Darkium, Borsovia, Farmboybob, Aegis-5, Serious Problems, Aigania, Meat Sandwich, Arkanik, Dhan, Cronintopia, Almain, DisregardWork, Marcellinople, Carthago Tertius, Marcus Alexander, Potted Plants United, Praenestia, Nightscence, Kiautschou Bay, Silsa, Sindrya, Pownship, Provident Nation, Kitty Terrorists, Autarkia, Deadmau5, Dotangina, The Salvation States, Marxinator, Tempo Rubato, Jeffaricus, Doperland, Zurgonia, Lazarus CoS, Ambaniala, Claraxia, Systemic Virtue, Apocalyptic Assurance, Danesopia, Mattrid, Aeryis, Port Jefferson, Braxica, Juman, Hajima, and 122 others.Faksjeb, Betws Tynged, Cosmodrome, Carrackion, NOVOVINSK, Alunya, North Qumar, Network 33, Janela, Qrbif, Sikticok, Azzadoni, BHD, Avadia, Jo Jo Sadie, Nucular, Proteste, Siskana, Knockturn Alley, New Rogernomics, Rathgard, Wencee, Axixic, Lichtenburg, Horlion, Killahdom, NeueZiel, Gracana, Vuvuzeland, NewLeaf, Girdlegaurd, Pirania, Nova Serica, Aristeme, Datalia, Laputa Robota, Trackeendy, Winx club, Sharps inc, Traditionals, Arsala, Inarlon, Krastovia, Calistan, Harmoneia, Terrapacis, Killer Kitty, Le Lenny face, Tom topia, Amerion, Alienmarky, Keynisia, Berlania, Courlany, Fortytipper, Timbermunich, Vasantha, Republica de Muchansclon, Aspratia, LeBomb, Xracona, Greesa, Huge Buns, Emirate Of Palestine, Katima, Tescoland, Brannenstan, Rosemeadow, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF ALGORENIA, Pandu, MidwestUSA, Trumpkeep, Nugginston, Northern Sey Kirdaitan, Vitamins, Melehan, Celaser, Sandbrook, Kowassati, Derpix, Antegia, Sketharia, Whalestron, Priestaria, The New California Republic, Denbigh, Cattawba, Sesame Bagel, Jacob is cool, Dutch Pacific, Jerecools Empire, Kouriger, Dranchund, Holy Imperial Lithium, Aldierland, Gaiostrite, Emperor Celtrian XIV, Ultra-Freedoms, MCPinZ79, Rick Astley Rolling, Dartanion, Lugmeltistan, Addlelearn, New Laotowze, Austrenium, Orin, Peoples Republic of Mankind, Twl, Mrglmrgland, Shihon, Altmoras, The Principality of Lorminum, GREAT EMPIRE 100, Baltic-balkan union, Westeroson, Flosh, Persecution Mania, RUW, Barleystan, Wintermoot III, Canton Empire, and Iskoval.

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