The Making a Fresh Start of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Out with the old, in with the new.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Making a Fresh Start of Loftegen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Zaharra with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.271 billion Loftegenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loftegenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,182 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 340,806 bytes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 974,355 per year while the poor average 94,950, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loftegen's national animal is the black ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaharranism.

Loftegen is ranked 288th in the Rejected Realms and 21,519th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Loftegen was endorsed by The Federation of Independent State of Victoria.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Loftegen was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Loftegen, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.

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