Largest Governments: 7th Highest Average Tax Rates: 14th Most Beautiful Environments: 16th
The Union of Egoists of
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The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.59 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 3,194 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,772 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 154,864th in the world and 554th in The Internationale for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -94.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Governments: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24thMost Pacifist: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thMost Inclusive: 51stSafest: 66thMost Compassionate Citizens: 105thLowest Crime Rates: 106thBest Weather: 106thSmartest Citizens: 111thNicest Citizens: 159thMost Rebellious Youth: 180thMost Cultured: 468thHealthiest Citizens: 607thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 729thLargest Populations: 769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,107thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,955thHighest Economic Output: 1,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,978thMost Income Equality: 4,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,619thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,616thMost Devout: 11,160thNudest: 11,587th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 49th in the region

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