Largest Governments: 10th Highest Average Tax Rates: 14th Most Beautiful Environments: 16th
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The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.916 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 3,685 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,911 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Little Woodhousean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 92nd in the world and 1st in The Red and Black for Best Weather, with 1,123 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Inclusive: 19thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rdMost Pacifist: 30thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdSafest: 69thMost Compassionate Citizens: 90thBest Weather: 92ndLowest Crime Rates: 104thSmartest Citizens: 105thNicest Citizens: 147thMost Rebellious Youth: 168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 232ndMost Cultured: 410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 455thLargest Welfare Programs: 478thHealthiest Citizens: 540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 765thMost Advanced Public Transport: 766thLargest Populations: 775thHighest Economic Output: 1,427thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,726thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,850thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,322ndMost Income Equality: 7,248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,379thHighest Drug Use: 9,142ndTop
Nudest: 10,689thMost Devout: 10,814thHighest Average Incomes: 12,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,006th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the region

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