Most Armed: 1st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd
The Empire of
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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.761 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 25,401 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 883,206 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,540,945 per year while the poor average 35,640, a ratio of 183 to 1.

Women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 132nd in the world and 1st in Eladen for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 23,428.67 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 10thRudest Citizens: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54thLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 163rdLargest Populations: 182ndLargest Governments: 452ndMost Devout: 486thSmartest Citizens: 645thMost Efficient Economies: 733rdLargest Publishing Industry: 761stMost Cultured: 809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,601stTop
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Most Stationary: 2,266thLargest Black Market: 2,502ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,717thMost Pro-Market: 3,441stMost Influential: 6,803rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,174thNudest: 9,902nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, concussed honey beeball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.

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