The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.087 billion Badasses enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 21,538 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 825,645 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,575,677 per year while the poor average 24,646, a ratio of 266 to 1.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, anti-government web sites are springing up, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and Honey bee is one of the most popular forenames in Little Flowers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 39th in Eladen and 125,268th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -2,577 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Little Flowers's influence in Eladen fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Honey bee is one of the most popular forenames in Little Flowers.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, it's always rabbit season.

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