The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Militia Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.128 billion Badasses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 24,036 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 854,550 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,352,161 per year while the poor average 34,011, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 27th in Eladen and 108,462nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.105 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, citizens must pay to enjoy Little Flowers's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Little Flowers lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.

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