Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Most Armed: 1st Highest Crime Rates: 2nd
The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Militia Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.643 billion Badasses enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 25,222 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 880,597 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,771,494 per year while the poor average 30,667, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 188,458th in the world and 52nd in Eladen for Best Weather, with -6267 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Armed: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 11thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndRudest Citizens: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 164thLargest Populations: 182ndLargest Governments: 452ndMost Devout: 468thSmartest Citizens: 644thMost Efficient Economies: 748thLargest Publishing Industry: 760thMost Cultured: 787thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,589thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,300thLargest Black Market: 2,481stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,676thMost Pro-Market: 3,364thMost Influential: 6,743rdTop
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Most Extreme: 9,970thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,897th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, honey bee racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Little Flowers-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.

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