Most Armed: 1st Highest Crime Rates: 1st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.315 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 26,264 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 895,936 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,353,870 per year while the poor average 42,097, a ratio of 150 to 1.

The children of Little Flowers are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 140,635th in the world and 39th in Eladen for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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Most Armed: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thHighest Economic Output: 7thRudest Citizens: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 37thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 111thLargest Agricultural Sector: 130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 172ndLargest Populations: 184thLargest Governments: 482ndMost Devout: 498thSmartest Citizens: 578thLargest Publishing Industry: 708thMost Efficient Economies: 727thMost Cultured: 865thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,047thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,746thMost Stationary: 2,163rdLargest Black Market: 2,591stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,832ndMost Pro-Market: 4,764thMost Influential: 6,801stHighest Drug Use: 7,080thTop
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Nudest: 8,810thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,314th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the children of Little Flowers are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.

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