Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Most Armed: 1st Fattest Citizens: 3rd
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Militia Officer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.973 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 25,696 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 886,926 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,953,367 per year while the poor average 28,436, a ratio of 244 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 21st in the world and 1st in Eladen for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 33,783.2 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Armed: 1stFattest Citizens: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 4thRudest Citizens: 6thHighest Economic Output: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 70thMost Corrupt Governments: 114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rdLargest Populations: 182ndLargest Governments: 466thMost Devout: 495thSmartest Citizens: 642ndMost Efficient Economies: 728thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdMost Cultured: 815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,037thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,708thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,228thMost Stationary: 2,240thLargest Black Market: 2,531stMost Pro-Market: 2,775thMost Influential: 6,804thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,833rdNudest: 10,742nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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