Highest Crime Rates: 1st Most Armed: 1st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Militia Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.893 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 27,218 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 910,527 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,223,035 per year while the poor average 27,683, a ratio of 260 to 1.

Visions of giant pink honey bees are a common side effect after Badasses eat their meals, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 1,747th in the world and 9th in Eladen for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,835.94 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1stMost Armed: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thHighest Economic Output: 7thRudest Citizens: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 24thMost Rebellious Youth: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 102ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 122ndLargest Populations: 180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 198thLargest Governments: 482ndMost Devout: 503rdSmartest Citizens: 605thLargest Publishing Industry: 655thMost Efficient Economies: 716thMost Cultured: 878thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,747thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,029thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,454thLargest Black Market: 2,646thMost Pro-Market: 4,509thMost Influential: 6,458thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,216thNudest: 14,100th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, visions of giant pink honey bees are a common side effect after Badasses eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging a half dozen Conglomerates's life.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Little Flowers's mid-life crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Little Flowers has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.

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