The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.59 billion Badasses enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 22,188 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 834,480 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,443,567 per year while the poor average 12,454, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, governments opposing Little Flowers are beset by rebels, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 1st in Eladen and 4th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 7,377.4 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, governments opposing Little Flowers are beset by rebels.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Little Flowers lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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