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The Empire of Little Flowers

“Roses have thorns!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Eladen

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.634 billion E L Fs enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, cities are engulfed by smog, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Moghdom, and its currency is the petal.

Little Flowers is ranked 1st in Eladen and 10th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 45 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Little Flowers lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Little Flowers lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Little Flowers, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

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