The Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27 billion Badasses enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 22,677 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,911 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,937,046 per year while the poor average 20,893, a ratio of 332 to 1.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, A half dozen Conglomerates's mistress is the belle at many state balls, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 47th in Eladen and 118,823rd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -2,412.65 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, A half dozen Conglomerates's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.

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