Rudest Citizens: 1st Highest Crime Rates: 1st Most Armed: 1st
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Militia Officer
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.527 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 26,590 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 900,531 petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,701,474 per year while the poor average 59,238, a ratio of 96.2 to 1.

The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and Badass farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 2,619th in the world and 10th in Eladen for Largest Black Market, with 265 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 1stMost Armed: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thHighest Economic Output: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 30thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 36thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66thLargest Mining Sector: 75thMost Corrupt Governments: 119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 130thLargest Populations: 178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 182ndLargest Governments: 486thMost Devout: 525thSmartest Citizens: 576thMost Efficient Economies: 718thLargest Publishing Industry: 729thMost Cultured: 866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,747thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,135thLargest Black Market: 2,619thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,230thMost Influential: 6,475thHighest Drug Use: 6,865thMost Pro-Market: 7,021stNudest: 9,145thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,531st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Badass farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Little Flowers lodged a message on the Eladen Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Little Flowers lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.

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