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“Suck my farts!”

The Berserkology of LingerieLand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Jemima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.148 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OathMeal City. The average income tax rate is 49%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the government spends millions of credits every year prosecuting spammers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. LingerieLand's national animal is the girdle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Orphelianism, and its currency is the credit.

LingerieLand is ranked 2nd in the region and 22,023rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.