The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.84 billion Lindisfarneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lindisfarnean economy, worth 223 trillion Sols a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,239 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nittiesborg Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 192nd in Taijitu and 54,991st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nittiesborg Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, artists are pillars of society.
  • 12 days ago: Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • 14 days ago: Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 14 days ago: Lindisfarne fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, major cities are suffering under water rationing.

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