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The Free Land of Lindisfarne

“Do to others what you wish them to do to you”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Taijitu

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 3.77 billion Lindisfarneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Surveillance cameras are banned, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, abortions are routinely performed in Lindisfarne's hospitals, and Lindisfarne's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Sol.

Lindisfarne is ranked 16th in Taijitu and 12,889th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 44 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Lindisfarne was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, Lindisfarne's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, abortions are routinely performed in Lindisfarne's hospitals.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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