The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.595 billion Lindisfarneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lindisfarnean economy, worth 207 trillion Sols a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,117 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 381st in Taijitu and 115,841st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -251.358 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 9 days ago: Lindisfarne lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.

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