Least Corrupt Governments: 1,917th Safest: 6,832nd Largest Publishing Industry: 7,684th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.642 billion Lindisfarneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lindisfarnean economy, worth 411 trillion Sols a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,902 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 120,675th in the world and 56th in Taijitu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,917thSafest: 6,832ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,684thHealthiest Citizens: 10,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,642ndMost Pacifist: 11,234thSmartest Citizens: 12,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,306thNicest Citizens: 14,071stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,745th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lindisfarne's influence in Taijitu rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Lindisfarne's influence in Taijitu fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Lindisfarne's influence in Taijitu rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.

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