Least Corrupt Governments: 2,074th Safest: 6,728th Largest Publishing Industry: 7,614th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.073 billion Lindisfarneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lindisfarnean economy, worth 434 trillion Sols a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,832 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, and L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 12,848th in the world and 20th in Taijitu for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 56.7 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,074thSafest: 6,728thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,614thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,887thMost Pacifist: 11,210thSmartest Citizens: 12,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,848thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,677thNicest Citizens: 14,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,413thBest Weather: 16,347thMost Cultured: 17,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,731st
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Lindisfarne was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Democratic States of Red Mones, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Cultured, Best Weather, and Longest Average Lifespans.

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