The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.211 billion Lindisfarneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lindisfarnean economy, worth 260 trillion Sols a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,012 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 168th in Taijitu and 42,721st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lindisfarne was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, students cut up leftover Sols during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, smoking is banned in public areas.

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