Least Corrupt Governments: 2,242nd Largest Publishing Industry: 6,822nd Safest: 7,485th
The Free Land of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.121 billion Lindisfarneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lindisfarnean economy, worth 419 trillion Sols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,851 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 46,744th in the world and 39th in Taijitu for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,515.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,822ndSafest: 7,485thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,451stHealthiest Citizens: 10,532ndMost Pacifist: 11,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,743rdSmartest Citizens: 11,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,728th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, protests are legal but strictly supervised.

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