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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,304thLargest Retail Industry: 19,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,221st
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Lime Cat is not pleased
Influence
Duckspeaker
Secretary of Fruit Ninjas
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lime Cat

Population14.727 billion

CapitalLime City
LeaderLime Cat
FaithOrder of the Lime

CurrencyLime Dollar
AnimalLime Cat

The Republic of Lime Cat is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lime Cat with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.727 billion Lime Cats are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lime City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Lime Cat economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Lime Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,894 Lime Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, judges are all-powerful, and schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lime Cat's national animal is the Lime Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Lime.

Lime Cat is ranked 61,709th in the world and 14th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.44 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,304thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,221stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,294thLargest Populations: 27,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,399th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Lime Cat's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Lime Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Lime Cat, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.

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