Location: Wheel of Time

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Mat-like Trickster of Lil Gravy biscuit is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Jelly n butter with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 4.938 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscuits n Gravy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, polygamy is legal, military funding has been stripped back, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is moderate. Lil Gravy biscuit's national animal is the human muhahahahaha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the biscuit.

Lil Gravy biscuit is ranked 1st in Wheel of Time and 67,851st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and