The Calm and Peaceful Island of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace for All
Lord TriPeace
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Calm and Peaceful Island of Lideon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord TriPeace with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.928 billion Lideons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lid TriPeace. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lideon economy, worth 552 trillion Linds a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,152 Linds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and Lord TriPeace's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lideon's national animal is the Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All Hail Our Lord And Master TriPeace.

Lideon is ranked 5,778th in The North Pacific and 109,794th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -148 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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