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The Divine Princessory of Lidai is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Lace Aglow with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.497 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Disko. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the dove is a protected species, and a government program is underway to revitalize Lidai's beaches. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lidai's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the tookie.

Lidai is ranked 1st in the region and 5,727th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.