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The Republic of Libertarian Washington

“We The People Are Free Under God”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The United Republic of Conservadom


The Republic of Libertarian Washington is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Franklin with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.529 billion Libertarian Washingtonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertarian Franklin. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education, armed police units patrol the roads late at night, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Libertarian Washington's national animal is the King Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Freedom of Choice, and its currency is the Gold Standard.

Libertarian Washington is ranked 1st in The United Republic of Conservadom and 25,533rd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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