Most Compassionate Citizens: 111th Nicest Citizens: 213th Most Rebellious Youth: 337th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Only dead fish go with the flow
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Empire of Liberal Ukraine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vadim Shevchenko with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 25 billion Liberal Ukraineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Liberal Ukrainean economy, worth a remarkable 2,845 trillion hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,805 hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberal Ukraine's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberal Ukraine is ranked 154,641st in the world and 84th in USSR for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -43.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 111thNicest Citizens: 213thMost Rebellious Youth: 337thHealthiest Citizens: 412thMost Pacifist: 452ndMost Stationary: 509thMost Cultured: 602ndSmartest Citizens: 878thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,437thLargest Populations: 1,515thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,232ndHighest Economic Output: 2,446thSafest: 2,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,374thMost Developed: 3,753rdMost Influential: 3,862ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,318thMost Devout: 6,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,503rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,089thMost Inclusive: 11,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,424thNudest: 15,345th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Liberal Ukraine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Liberal Ukraine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Liberal Ukrainean language.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, Vadim Shevchenko's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'.

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