The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Only dead fish go with the flow
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Liberal Ukraine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vadim Shevchenko with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.071 billion Liberal Ukraineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Liberal Ukrainean economy, worth a remarkable 2,367 trillion hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,246 hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Liberal Ukraine's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberal Ukraine is ranked 37th in USSR and 4,983rd in the world for Safest, scoring 1,002.931 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 19 hours ago: Liberal Ukraine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Liberal Ukraine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Liberal Ukraine's influence in USSR rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 10 days ago: Liberal Ukraine's influence in USSR fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 10 days ago: Liberal Ukraine's influence in USSR rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Liberal Ukraine, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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by Max Barry

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