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The Pristine Frontiers of Liberal TurtleShroom

“All for Earth, Nothing for her Parasites”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Orthodox

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The Pristine Frontiers of Liberal TurtleShroom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, cynical population of 4.587 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Equality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Liberal TurtleShroom's House of Parliament, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Liberal TurtleShroom's national animal is the Psy Gangnam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is environmentalism, and its currency is the devalued WA-Skillet.

Liberal TurtleShroom is ranked 3rd in Orthodox and 28,045th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.909 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Liberal TurtleShroom's House of Parliament.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, the capital of Liberal TurtleShroom has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroomLiberal TurtleShroom, membership in the state-owned Church of Liberal TurtleShroom is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.

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