Highest Crime Rates: 273rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595th Best Weather: 823rd
The Pristine Frontiers of
Corrupt Dictatorship
All for Earth, Nothing for her Parasites
The Party
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Pristine Frontiers of Liberal TurtleShroom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.011 billion Libes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lib economy, worth 428 trillion devalued WA-Skillets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,247 devalued WA-Skillets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Valkia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberal TurtleShroom's national animal is the Psy Gangnam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is environmentalism.

Liberal TurtleShroom is ranked 32,038th in the world and 14th in Valkia for Most Conservative, scoring 64.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595thBest Weather: 823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,056thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,220thMost Armed: 1,278thLargest Black Market: 1,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,530thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 1,694thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,443rdLargest Governments: 5,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,309thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 7,863rdMost Income Equality: 8,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,449thMost Inclusive: 11,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,425th
Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Liberal TurtleShroom's influence in Valkia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Liberal TurtleShroom was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Liberal TurtleShroom's influence in Valkia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroom, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroom, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroom, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Valkia.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroom, Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Liberal TurtleShroom, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Liberal TurtleShroom's influence in Valkia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Liberal TurtleShroom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.

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