Highest Crime Rates: 244th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 608th Best Weather: 799th
The Pristine Frontiers of
Corrupt Dictatorship
All for Earth, Nothing for her Parasites
The Party
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Civil Rights
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The Pristine Frontiers of Liberal TurtleShroom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.658 billion Libes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lib economy, worth 422 trillion devalued WA-Skillets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,668 devalued WA-Skillets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and politicians take citizens for idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberal TurtleShroom's national animal is the Psy Gangnam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is environmentalism.

Liberal TurtleShroom is ranked 148,680th in the world and 13th in Stachelimfleisch for Smartest Citizens, with 0.39 Quips Per Hour.

Highest Crime Rates: 244thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 608thBest Weather: 799thMost Beautiful Environments: 812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 853rdMost Rebellious Youth: 939thMost Primitive: 1,129thMost Armed: 1,142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,146thLargest Black Market: 1,392ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,534thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,300thLargest Governments: 4,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,289thTop
Most Income Equality: 8,631stMost Authoritarian: 8,976thMost Inclusive: 11,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,581st
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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