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The United Socialist States of Liberal-Finns is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 465 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 100%. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is relatively low. Liberal-Finns's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Markka.

Liberal-Finns is ranked 21st in the region and 45,881st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.