The Zombie Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
LGBTQ Equality
Harvey Milk
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Zombie Empire of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Harvey Milk with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.583 billion Egalitarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Egalitarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion -electron volt a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 166,161 -electron volt, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the pink flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LGBT Equality is ranked 125th in Gay and 112,928th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -210.902 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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