Highest Crime Rates: 54th Most Armed: 66th Most Politically Free: 148th
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.887 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,639 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 229,083 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Saint Nick has more friends than ever before, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 1,286th in the world and 6th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 2,607.7066644 Days.

Highest Crime Rates: 54thMost Armed: 66thMost Politically Free: 148thMost Rebellious Youth: 174thLargest Publishing Industry: 205thLongest Average Lifespans: 661stMost Cultured: 735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 813thLargest Retail Industry: 1,082ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,154thMost Stationary: 1,286thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,298thSmartest Citizens: 1,481stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,599thHighest Economic Output: 1,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,760thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,012thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,149thMost Inclusive: 2,170thMost Efficient Economies: 2,210thRudest Citizens: 2,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,299thBest Weather: 2,354thMost Developed: 2,447thLargest Black Market: 2,970thHighest Average Incomes: 3,049thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,023rdMost Influential: 5,227thLargest Populations: 5,569thMost Extreme: 6,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,668thMost Secular: 6,759thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,845thNudest: 7,188thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,104thNicest Citizens: 14,292ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,476th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Nudest: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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