Highest Crime Rates: 55th Most Armed: 67th Most Rebellious Youth: 194th
The Safe Haven of
Saint Nick
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.163 billion Gays live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,293 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 217,200 Irish gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 766,119 per year while the poor average 44,544, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, surveillance cameras are banned, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 150,288th in the world and 309th in Gay for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 6.3 Whatever.

Highest Crime Rates: 55thMost Armed: 67thMost Rebellious Youth: 194thLargest Publishing Industry: 236thLongest Average Lifespans: 693rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 726thMost Cultured: 854thMost Beautiful Environments: 922ndSmartest Citizens: 1,246thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,265thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,356thMost Stationary: 1,375thMost Developed: 1,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,461stMost Politically Free: 1,511thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,586thLargest Retail Industry: 1,606thHighest Economic Output: 1,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,082ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,154thMost Efficient Economies: 2,256thMost Inclusive: 2,355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,421stBest Weather: 2,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,639thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,214thHighest Average Incomes: 3,387thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,503rdLargest Black Market: 3,905thRudest Citizens: 4,068thMost Extreme: 4,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,710thNudest: 5,072ndMost Secular: 5,144thMost Influential: 5,201stLargest Populations: 5,738thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,206thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,575thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,709th
Most Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : LGBT Equality was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : LGBT Equality rejected a request from THE NS BAR for an embassy with Gay.
  • : LGBT Equality agreed to construct embassies between Gay and Lesbia.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • : LGBT Equality was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.


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