Highest Crime Rates: 65th Most Armed: 74th Most Rebellious Youth: 216th
The Safe Haven of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ho ho ho
Saint Nick
Regional Influence
Squire
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.853 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 2,995 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 201,691 Irish gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,176 per year while the poor average 56,527, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 192,240th in the world and 395th in Gay for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -35.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 65thMost Armed: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 216thLargest Publishing Industry: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 649thLongest Average Lifespans: 833rdMost Cultured: 1,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,153rdMost Stationary: 1,390thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,421stSmartest Citizens: 1,453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,480thMost Developed: 1,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,595thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,675thMost Politically Free: 1,747thLargest Retail Industry: 1,849thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,993rdHighest Economic Output: 2,038thMost Efficient Economies: 2,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,617thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,674thMost Inclusive: 2,813thLargest Black Market: 2,841stBest Weather: 2,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,001stMost Influential: 5,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,679thLargest Populations: 5,824thRudest Citizens: 5,861stNudest: 6,660thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,763rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,632ndTop
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Most Extreme: 9,664thNicest Citizens: 18,499th
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.

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