Highest Crime Rates: 65th Most Armed: 74th Most Rebellious Youth: 222nd
The Safe Haven of
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.994 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,261 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,495 Irish gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 667,452 per year while the poor average 54,824, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, graffiti graces every city's streets, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and The North Pole has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 157,625th in the world and 316th in Gay for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.95 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 65thMost Armed: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 670thLongest Average Lifespans: 726thMost Cultured: 925thMost Beautiful Environments: 964thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,349thMost Stationary: 1,382ndSmartest Citizens: 1,383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,505thMost Developed: 1,516thLargest Retail Industry: 1,574thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,681stHighest Economic Output: 1,761stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,763rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,248thMost Efficient Economies: 2,270thLargest Black Market: 2,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,388thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,401stBest Weather: 2,498thMost Inclusive: 2,600thHighest Average Incomes: 3,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,030thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,174thMost Influential: 5,195thLargest Populations: 5,776thNudest: 5,864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,067thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,853rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,716thTop
Most Politically Free: 9,413thRudest Citizens: 9,486thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,500th
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the region

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