Highest Crime Rates: 51st Most Armed: 65th Most Politically Free: 155th
The Safe Haven of
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.162 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,740 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,407 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 179,374th in the world and 333rd in Gay for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -0.22 Effective Tax Rate.

Highest Crime Rates: 51stMost Armed: 65thMost Politically Free: 155thMost Rebellious Youth: 171stLargest Publishing Industry: 194thLongest Average Lifespans: 741stMost Cultured: 774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 808thMost Beautiful Environments: 829thLargest Retail Industry: 1,130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,134thMost Stationary: 1,245thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,276thSmartest Citizens: 1,512thHighest Economic Output: 1,577thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,730thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,110thMost Efficient Economies: 2,215thMost Inclusive: 2,225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,418thBest Weather: 2,447thLargest Black Market: 2,478thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,491stRudest Citizens: 2,577thMost Developed: 2,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,309thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,943rdMost Influential: 5,319thLargest Populations: 5,449thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,633rdNudest: 7,343rdMost Secular: 7,413thMost Extreme: 8,229thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,893rdNicest Citizens: 14,666thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,298th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the region

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