Highest Crime Rates: 56th Most Armed: 70th Most Rebellious Youth: 194th
The Safe Haven of
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Saint Nick
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Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Corrupted

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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.337 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 222,050 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 167,280th in the world and 273rd in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.68 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 56thMost Armed: 70thMost Rebellious Youth: 194thLargest Publishing Industry: 222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 689thLongest Average Lifespans: 739thMost Cultured: 829thMost Beautiful Environments: 936thLargest Retail Industry: 1,179thSmartest Citizens: 1,231stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,342ndMost Stationary: 1,347thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,370thMost Developed: 1,408thMost Politically Free: 1,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,461stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,615thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,034thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,216thMost Inclusive: 2,220thMost Efficient Economies: 2,229thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,466thBest Weather: 2,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,769thLargest Black Market: 2,978thHighest Average Incomes: 3,237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,629thRudest Citizens: 4,224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,990thMost Secular: 5,045thMost Influential: 5,191stMost Extreme: 5,418thLargest Populations: 5,624thNudest: 5,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,745thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,012thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,325th
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LGBT Equality created a new poll in Gay: "Would you rather be fat and happy and die of a heart attack on your 60th birthday or spend a lifetime counting calories, slender, and die of a heart attack on your 80th birthday?".
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of LGBT Equality's radio stations.

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