The Safe Haven of
Anarchy
Ho ho ho
Saint Nick
Regional Influence
Squire
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.347 billion Gays live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 2,750 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 191,688 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 298th in Gay and 135,728th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : LGBT Equality created a new poll in Gay: "Choose ***1*** as your most important ambition".
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : LGBT Equality was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : LGBT Equality lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.

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