Highest Crime Rates: 55th Most Armed: 68th Most Rebellious Youth: 187th
The Safe Haven of
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Saint Nick
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.533 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 222,904 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, dining out often involves reindeer on the plate no matter what you order, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 1,722nd in the world and 7th in Gay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 19,837 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 55thMost Armed: 68thMost Rebellious Youth: 187thLargest Publishing Industry: 214thLongest Average Lifespans: 681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 689thMost Cultured: 749thMost Beautiful Environments: 804thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,133rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,215thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,283rdMost Stationary: 1,332ndSmartest Citizens: 1,454thMost Politically Free: 1,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,535thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,674thHighest Economic Output: 1,715thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,722ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,080thMost Efficient Economies: 2,236thMost Developed: 2,341stMost Inclusive: 2,410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,448thBest Weather: 2,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,270thLargest Black Market: 3,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,797thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,112thRudest Citizens: 4,213thMost Extreme: 4,890thMost Influential: 5,179thLargest Populations: 5,599thMost Secular: 5,702ndNudest: 6,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,490thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,275thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,358thNicest Citizens: 12,481stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,147th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the region

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