Highest Crime Rates: 55th Most Armed: 66th Most Rebellious Youth: 175th
The Safe Haven of
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.708 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,546 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 225,753 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the nation leads Gay in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 30,405th in the world and 31st in Gay for Most Pro-Market, scoring 64.78 on the Rand Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 55thMost Armed: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 175thMost Politically Free: 206thLargest Publishing Industry: 218thLongest Average Lifespans: 652ndMost Cultured: 744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 802ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,112thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,153rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,263rdMost Stationary: 1,317thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,320thSmartest Citizens: 1,480thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,027thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,084thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,103rdRudest Citizens: 2,177thMost Efficient Economies: 2,228thMost Inclusive: 2,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,307thBest Weather: 2,376thMost Developed: 2,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,163rdLargest Black Market: 3,356thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,946thMost Extreme: 5,037thMost Influential: 5,279thLargest Populations: 5,544thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,373rdNudest: 6,501stMost Secular: 6,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,533rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,357thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,132ndNicest Citizens: 14,753rd
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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