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The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adlade with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.575 billion Lexembourgers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Lexembourgish economy, worth 517 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,907 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lexembourg's radio stations, Grand Duchess Adlade's mistress is the belle at many state balls, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is a problem. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lexembourg is ranked 136th in Europe and 72,184th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -63 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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