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The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg


Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Europe


The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adlade with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.203 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, abortions are routinely performed in Lexembourg's hospitals, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime is a serious problem. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the franc.

Lexembourg is ranked 77th in Europe and 18,541st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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