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The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adlade with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.393 billion Lexembourgers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Lexembourgish economy, worth 509 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,034 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lexembourg's radio stations, Grand Duchess Adlade's mistress is the belle at many state balls, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is a problem. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lexembourg is ranked 201st in Europe and 108,838th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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