The Grand Duchy of
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The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adlade with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.367 billion Lexembourgers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The thriving Lexembourgish economy, worth 651 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 57,355 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and citizens must pay to enjoy Lexembourg's pristine beaches. Crime is a problem. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lexembourg is ranked 244th in Europe and 81,852nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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