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The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg


Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Europe


The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adlade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.972 billion Lexembourgers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Gambling.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is a major problem. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the franc.

Lexembourg is ranked 97th in Europe and 18,965th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 7.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

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