The State of Lesuto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.909 billion Lesutoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Lesutoan economy, worth 892 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,175 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,553 per year while the poor average 1,782, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, Lesuto has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Lesuto in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lesuto's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lesuto is ranked 287,966^th in the world and 8^th in Lesotho for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.28 law-abiding acts per hour.