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The Republic of Lesbia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President O'Brian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.539 billion Lesbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbia City. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lesbian economy, worth 390 trillion Lesbian dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,809 Lesbian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbia's national animal is the Les, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unofficially Christianity.

Lesbia is ranked 3rd in Federation of Free States and 6,129th in the world for Best Weather, with 91 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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