The Twelve Tribes of
Left-Leaning College State
Passion is a Fashion
The Second Lemming Sage
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Basileus
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Twelve Tribes of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Second Lemming Sage with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.058 billion Lemmingtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Social Policy, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion Jelly Tots a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,561 Jelly Tots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Religion of our Forefathers.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 17th in Atlantis and 14,269th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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