Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,408th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,026th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,382nd
The People and Government of
Iron Fist Socialists
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.881 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 20,491st in the world and 16th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,649.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,408thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,026thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,382ndHighest Economic Output: 3,719thLargest Populations: 4,254thHealthiest Citizens: 5,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,362ndMost Influential: 6,788thSmartest Citizens: 7,386thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,869thLargest Governments: 7,981stLargest Mining Sector: 8,000thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,302ndMost Inclusive: 10,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,251stNicest Citizens: 15,587thMost Developed: 15,645thMost Secular: 16,586th
Top
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".

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