Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,735th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,453rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,489th
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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.69 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 20,490th in the world and 25th in Atlantian Oceania for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,735thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,489thHighest Economic Output: 3,798thLargest Populations: 4,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,232ndMost Influential: 6,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,777thSmartest Citizens: 8,004thLargest Governments: 8,080thLargest Mining Sector: 8,761stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,417thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,894thMost Inclusive: 11,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,804thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,137thMost Developed: 16,666thSafest: 16,756thNicest Citizens: 16,966th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the region

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