Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,341st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,967th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,387th
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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.526 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,707 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 91,860th in the world and 45th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,174.98 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,341stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,387thHighest Economic Output: 3,778thLargest Populations: 4,345thHealthiest Citizens: 5,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,362ndMost Influential: 6,805thSmartest Citizens: 6,911thLargest Governments: 7,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,011thLargest Mining Sector: 8,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,051stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,203rdMost Inclusive: 10,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,624thMost Secular: 15,397thNicest Citizens: 15,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,877thMost Developed: 17,204th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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