The People and Government of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Court of Legalese with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 15.416 billion Legalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,694 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan, the people of Legalese are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, and The High Court of Legalese's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 16th in Atlantian Oceania and 14,796th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 120.014 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, The High Court of Legalese's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the people of Legalese are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 12 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.

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