Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,650th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,376th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,422nd
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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.455 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 172,205th in the world and 84th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 42.09 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,650thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,422ndHighest Economic Output: 3,781stLargest Populations: 4,200thHealthiest Citizens: 5,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,406thMost Influential: 6,588thSmartest Citizens: 7,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,924thLargest Governments: 8,141stLargest Mining Sector: 8,575thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,397thLowest Crime Rates: 9,442ndMost Inclusive: 10,865thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,063rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,572ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,575thMost Developed: 16,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,117thNicest Citizens: 16,261stMost Secular: 16,980thSafest: 17,320th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens, Largest Mining Sector, Largest Governments, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.


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