Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,606th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,269th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,389th
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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.259 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 68,373rd in the world and 41st in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,181.3 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,389thHighest Economic Output: 3,777thLargest Populations: 4,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,432ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,478thMost Influential: 6,853rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 7,744thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,994thLargest Governments: 8,145thLargest Mining Sector: 8,251stLowest Crime Rates: 9,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,424thMost Inclusive: 10,598thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,987thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,620th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".


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