The People and Government of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The High Court of Legalese with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 15.653 billion Legalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,442 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, The High Court of Legalese's mistress is the belle at many state balls, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 56th in Atlantian Oceania and 97,239th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 23 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 30 days ago: Legalese fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, The High Court of Legalese's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the people of Legalese are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Legalese, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.

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