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The People and Government of Legalese

“Service, Order, and Justice”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Court of Legalese with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 14.322 billion Legalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the government is avowedly atheist, Legalese is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret, and its currency is the Legal Exchange Unit.

Legalese is ranked 23rd in Atlantian Oceania and 23,168th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • 5 days ago: Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 29 days ago: Legalese fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 43 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 49 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 49 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 65 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 100 days ago: Legalese fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 101 days ago: Legalese fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 103 days ago: Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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