Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,547th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,124th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,128th
The People and Government of
Democratic Socialists
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Director General with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 17.39 billion Legalites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,197 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Legalesean lands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 8,769th in the world and 10th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,975.35 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,547thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,128thHighest Economic Output: 3,786thLargest Populations: 4,360thHealthiest Citizens: 5,646thLargest Mining Sector: 6,337thSmartest Citizens: 6,604thMost Influential: 6,743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,431stLargest Governments: 8,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,513thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,886thMost Inclusive: 13,778thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,602ndMost Cultured: 17,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,889thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,368thSafest: 18,375thMost Secular: 18,546th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cultured and Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Legalesean lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, books are so highly regarded in Legalese that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Legalese with trees.

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