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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Court of Legalese with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The quiet, industrious population of 16.743 billion Legalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,442 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, The High Court of Legalese's mistress is the belle at many state balls, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 69th in Atlantian Oceania and 133,512th in the world for Most Average, scoring -17 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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