The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.259 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Legalese lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Nicest Citizens.
- : Legalese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".