Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,380th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,987th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,379th
The People and Government of
Iron Fist Socialists
Service, Order, and Justice
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The People and Government of Legalese is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Director General with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.721 billion Legalites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legalese City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Legalesean economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,579 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Legal Cult of Margaret.

Legalese is ranked 50,978th in the world and 53rd in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Black Market, with 825 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,380thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,987thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,379thHighest Economic Output: 3,700thLargest Populations: 4,330thHealthiest Citizens: 5,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,326thMost Influential: 6,815thSmartest Citizens: 7,230thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,043rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,121stLowest Crime Rates: 9,131stMost Inclusive: 10,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,729th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Legalese's influence in Atlantian Oceania fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Legalese, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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