Population | 21.942 billion |
Capital | a very Special Place |
Currency | poop |
Animal | Wild Diarrhoea Monster |
The Missing Whole of Left Butt Cheek is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.942 billion Butts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a very Special Place. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Left Butt economy, worth a remarkable 3,533 trillion poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,043 poops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Left Butt Cheek's national animal is the Wild Diarrhoea Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Left Butt Cheek is ranked 2,003rd in the world and 1st in Mordor for Most Cultured, scoring 265 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Left Butt Cheek's influence in Mordor rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Left Butt Cheek's influence in Mordor fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Left Butt Cheek's influence in Mordor rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Left Butt Cheek's influence in Mordor fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Left Butt Cheek, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.