The National Conglomerate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Pro Deus Quod Pro Vir
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The National Conglomerate of Le Marseille is a massive, safe nation, ruled by CEO Pierre Le Fontaine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.68 billion Marseilleans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paresi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Marseillean economy, worth 711 trillion Fonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 151,970 Fonds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,582 per year while the poor average 24,194, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, chemically brainwashed citizens praise CEO Pierre Le Fontaine's name on an hourly basis, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Marseille's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Currencilism.

Le Marseille is ranked 29th in Imperium of the Wolf and 8,925th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 169 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago

  • 1 day ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 3 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Le Marseille was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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