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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche

“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Flavian Amphitheatre

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.46 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 18,233 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 811,800 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,241,257 per year while the poor average 12,116, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Melanias are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Trump battlesuits, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Duche is ranked 7th in Flavian Amphitheatre and 115,083rd in the world for Most Devout, scoring -1,078 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: #1).
  • 5 days ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Trump battlesuits.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, Melanias are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, Melania racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 30 days ago: Le Duche fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.

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