The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.069 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 18,544 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 803,866 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,794,011 per year while the poor average 3,999, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, Le Duche is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Duche is ranked 1st in Flavian Amphitheatre and 37th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 13,328.802 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, Le Duche is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Melaniadogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 14 days ago: Le Duche fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, online tourism reviews of Le Duche are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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