Fattest Citizens: 5th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.408 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 21,105 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 830,682 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,613,397 per year while the poor average 45,460, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Le Duche's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 141,962nd in the world and 6th in Flavian Amphitheatre for Nudest, with 60.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Fattest Citizens: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thMost Avoided: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Secular: 51stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 70thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thRudest Citizens: 116thMost Armed: 117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 222ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 308thSmartest Citizens: 586thHighest Drug Use: 797thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,046thLargest Populations: 1,336thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,985thLargest Black Market: 2,903rdMost Influential: 3,001stLargest Governments: 3,451stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,508thMost Pro-Market: 4,690thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,523rdMost Extreme: 13,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,194th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Le Duche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Le Duche's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, Melanias are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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