Fattest Citizens: 6th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.697 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 21,346 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 830,682 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,613,397 per year while the poor average 45,460, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Le Duche's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 119th in the world and 1st in Flavian Amphitheatre for Most Armed, with 100.15 Weapons Per Person.

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Fattest Citizens: 6thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 24thHighest Economic Output: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndMost Avoided: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thMost Corrupt Governments: 57thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdMost Secular: 65thLargest Mining Sector: 73rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rdMost Armed: 119thRudest Citizens: 151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 329thSmartest Citizens: 657thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,025thHighest Drug Use: 1,124thLargest Populations: 1,431stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,978thLargest Black Market: 3,070thLargest Governments: 3,749thMost Influential: 4,833rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,927thMost Pro-Market: 6,315thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,141stMost Extreme: 14,995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,064th

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