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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche

“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Flavian Amphitheatre

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.793 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lindblum, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is crippling. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Trump.

Le Duche is ranked 10th in Flavian Amphitheatre and 122,687th in the world for Best Weather, with -5,737 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lindblum.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the government is avowedly atheist.

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