Fattest Citizens: 5th Largest Retail Industry: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Corporate Police State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.92 billion Le Duchies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 20,615 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 827,249 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,304,443 per year while the poor average 52,589, a ratio of 100 to 1.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 192,024th in the world and 5th in Flavian Amphitheatre for Best Weather, with -3858 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Fattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thMost Avoided: 38thMost Secular: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Armed: 111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 113thRudest Citizens: 141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 309thSmartest Citizens: 543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,012thHighest Drug Use: 1,022ndLargest Populations: 1,329thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,055thLargest Black Market: 2,804thMost Influential: 2,841stLargest Governments: 3,145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,961stMost Pro-Market: 5,540thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,165thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,473rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.
  • : Le Duche was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Le Duche was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, children often kick Melanias for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.

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