Fattest Citizens: 5th Largest Retail Industry: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.054 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 20,799 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 830,173 Trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,787,810 per year while the poor average 68,836, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 86,016th in the world and 2nd in Flavian Amphitheatre for Most Authoritarian, with 0.32 Stalins.

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Fattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Economic Output: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30thMost Avoided: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thMost Secular: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 47thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Armed: 116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 121stRudest Citizens: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 195thLargest Agricultural Sector: 313thSmartest Citizens: 538thHighest Drug Use: 595thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,012thLargest Populations: 1,331stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,042ndLargest Black Market: 2,848thMost Influential: 2,933rdLargest Governments: 3,219thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,871stMost Pro-Market: 7,274thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,084th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Le Duche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Le Duche was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Duche, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.

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