The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.682 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 18,229 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 803,680 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,168,833 per year while the poor average 11,995, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation leads Flavian Amphitheatre in per capita stalking, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Duche with a very polite populace, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Duche is ranked 1st in Flavian Amphitheatre and 41st in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Le Duche's influence in Flavian Amphitheatre rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Duche with a very polite populace.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the nation leads Flavian Amphitheatre in per capita stalking.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 28 days ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 39 days ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: #1).
  • 41 days ago: Le Duche was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 62 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.

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