The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.851 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 18,364 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 803,680 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,168,833 per year while the poor average 11,995, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation leads Flavian Amphitheatre in per capita stalking, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Duche with a very polite populace, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Duche is ranked 7th in Flavian Amphitheatre and 140,699th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -723 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 23 days ago: Le Duche's influence in Flavian Amphitheatre fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • 23 days ago: Le Duche lodged a message on the Flavian Amphitheatre Regional Message Board.
  • 23 days ago: Le Duche relocated from Balder to Flavian Amphitheatre.
  • 23 days ago: Le Duche was refounded in Balder.
  • 46 days ago: Le Duche ceased to exist.
  • 61 days ago: Le Duche's influence in Flavian Amphitheatre rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Le Duche with a very polite populace.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the nation leads Flavian Amphitheatre in per capita stalking.
  • 74 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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