The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.294 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 18,752 trillion Trumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 805,031 Trumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,805,306 per year while the poor average 4,005, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Duche is ranked 9th in Flavian Amphitheatre and 127,756th in the world for Best Weather, with -3,741 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, concussed Melaniaball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.

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