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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche

“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Flavian Amphitheatre

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The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.075 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Le Duche's many privately-owned prisons, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime is crippling. Le Duche's national animal is the Melania, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Trump.

Le Duche is ranked 1st in Flavian Amphitheatre and 1st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Le Duche was ranked #1 in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Le Duche's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, Le Duche's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, half of Le Duche's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Le Duche, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.

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