NationStates | The Empire of Lazy network admins

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Some

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Linux

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The Empire of Lazy network admins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Reigning Grand President with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.038 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, artists are pillars of society, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy network admins's national animal is the konqi, its national religion is Hail to the Chief, and its currency is the torvald.

Lazy network admins is ranked 1st in Linux and 3,319th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Easter Egg Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Linux for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 23 hours ago

3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, artists are pillars of society.
3 days 23 hours ago: Lazy network admins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Warzone Codger".
3 days 23 hours ago: Lazy network admins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
9 days ago: Lazy network admins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
17 days ago: Lazy network admins was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
18 days ago: Lazy network admins was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
18 days ago: Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
18 days ago: Following new legislation in Lazy network admins, bizarre-looking creatures called 'konqidogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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