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The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER

“Move unto the light. Become an angel.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: The Allied Republics


The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by some guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.479 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the people. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. LAZOR EATER's national animal is the heavily armed snail, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is self-determinism, and its currency is the valuable secret.

LAZOR EATER is ranked 95th in The Allied Republics and 122,115th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago


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by Max Barry

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