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The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER

“Move unto the light. Become an angel.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Allied Republics

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The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by some guy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.449 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the people. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. LAZOR EATER's national animal is the heavily armed snail, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is self-determinism, and its currency is the valuable secret.

LAZOR EATER is ranked 100th in The Allied Republics and 119,272nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.001 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 18 hours ago: LAZOR EATER's influence in The Allied Republics fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: LAZOR EATER's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 4 days ago: LAZOR EATER's influence in The Allied Republics fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 6 days ago: LAZOR EATER's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 8 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 18 days ago: LAZOR EATER's influence in The Allied Republics fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in LAZOR EATER, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in LAZOR EATER, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.

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