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The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER

“Move unto the light. Become an angel.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Weirdly-named Paradise of LAZOR EATER is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by some guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.807 billion LAZOR EATERians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the people. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, eminent domain has been abolished, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and Heavily armed snail is one of the most popular forenames in LAZOR EATER. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. LAZOR EATER's national animal is the heavily armed snail, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is self-determinism, and its currency is the valuable secret.

LAZOR EATER is ranked 3,128th in Lazarus and 111,680th in the world for Most Average, scoring -3,246 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 5 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 8 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 9 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 10 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 11 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 20 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 21 days ago: LAZOR EATER was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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