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The Defiant Zombie Undertaker of Laws and Bylaws

“Of the Law, By the Law, For the Law”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Defiant Zombie Undertaker of Laws and Bylaws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Will Disenfranchise with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.387 billion Laws and Bylawsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filibuster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Laws and Bylaws's national animal is the lawyer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Subpoena.

Laws and Bylaws is ranked 345th in the Pacific and 13,274th in the world for Most Average, scoring 1,252 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

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