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The Democratic Republic of Laval

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Taijitu

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The Democratic Republic of Laval is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Edwards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.712 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halifax. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, anti-government web sites are springing up, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the people of Laval are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laval's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Levi.

Laval is ranked 21st in Taijitu and 76,907th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 0 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 5 hours ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Laval, the people of Laval are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Laval, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Levis to support the Information Technology industry.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Laval to be bombproof.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Laval, almost all of Laval's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.

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