Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.503 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 645 trillion yangs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,873 yangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 166,696th in the world and 2,704th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 3.74 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thHealthiest Citizens: 12thMost Pacifist: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdMost Beautiful Environments: 62ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Populations: 77thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 320thSmartest Citizens: 460thMost Stationary: 619thLeast Corrupt Governments: 675thMost Devout: 1,367thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,474thMost Influential: 2,565thLowest Crime Rates: 4,301stMost Politically Free: 6,989thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,499thHighest Economic Output: 16,630th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 246th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Last Utopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the New Utopia River.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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