Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.299 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 637 trillion yangs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,772 yangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 151,302nd in the world and 3,301st in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 12thMost Pacifist: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thMost Beautiful Environments: 66thMost Scientifically Advanced: 67thLargest Populations: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 309thSmartest Citizens: 503rdMost Stationary: 632ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 865thMost Devout: 1,311thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,273rdMost Influential: 2,501stLowest Crime Rates: 4,505th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 281st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 283rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 285th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Last Utopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lord Krux.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Last Utopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.

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