Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.837 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 660 trillion yangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 22,126 yangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 63,817th in the world and 1,143rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.89 on the Rand Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thHealthiest Citizens: 12thMost Pacifist: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47thMost Beautiful Environments: 64thMost Scientifically Advanced: 68thLargest Populations: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 326thSmartest Citizens: 458thMost Stationary: 608thLeast Corrupt Governments: 779thMost Devout: 1,290thTop
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Most Influential: 2,727thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,854thLowest Crime Rates: 4,203rdMost Inclusive: 7,389thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,100th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 127th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 210th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Last Utopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freedom States Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.

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