The Free Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.18 billion Utopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 586 trillion yangs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,585 yangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 2,498th in the Rejected Realms and 128,289th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -14,755.39 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Last Utopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 4 days ago: Last Utopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Last Utopia, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.

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