Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.149 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 630 trillion yangs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,645 yangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 4,028th in the world and 69th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.5 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 12thMost Pacifist: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 65thMost Beautiful Environments: 66thLargest Populations: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 312thSmartest Citizens: 496thMost Stationary: 626thLeast Corrupt Governments: 805thMost Devout: 1,272ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,395thMost Influential: 2,524thLowest Crime Rates: 4,028thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,503rd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 271st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Last Utopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, heavily subsidised Utopistic baskets litter the streets of the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, Last Utopia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Last Utopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.

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