Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 3rd
The Free Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Republic of Last Utopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.269 billion Utopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Utopistic economy, worth 683 trillion yangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,573 yangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', contestants on Last Utopia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime is totally unknown. Last Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Last Utopia is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in the Rejected Realms for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 284.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 2ndNicest Citizens: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thHealthiest Citizens: 12thMost Pacifist: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42ndMost Beautiful Environments: 63rdLargest Populations: 76thMost Scientifically Advanced: 76thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 308thSmartest Citizens: 423rdMost Stationary: 578thLeast Corrupt Governments: 734thMost Devout: 1,185thTop
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Most Influential: 2,996thMost Inclusive: 3,131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,345thLowest Crime Rates: 3,586thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,025thHighest Economic Output: 16,715th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 311th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Last Utopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, contestants on Last Utopia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Last Utopia's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Utopia, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Last Utopia was endorsed by The Republic of Durg Quiagordia.

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