Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,086th Most Stationary: 2,122nd Most Influential: 2,172nd
The Superior Goat Nation of
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To be a rock and not to roll.
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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.633 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The very strong Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,597 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 4,272nd in the world and 79th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.13 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,086thMost Stationary: 2,122ndMost Influential: 2,172ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,335thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,117thSafest: 3,190thMost Pacifist: 3,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,350thBest Weather: 5,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,140thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,177thLargest Governments: 5,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,015thMost Cultured: 6,807thSmartest Citizens: 6,968thNicest Citizens: 8,225thHighest Economic Output: 8,270thLargest Populations: 8,598thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,678thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,438thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,005thHealthiest Citizens: 10,074thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,140thHighest Drug Use: 12,447thMost Developed: 15,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,745th
Largest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 86th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Cultured: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionNicest Citizens: 220th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 283rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Developed: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 413th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 437th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 717th in the regionMost Inclusive: 791st in the region

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