The Superior Goat Nation of
New York Times Democracy
To be a rock and not to roll.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.434 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The thriving Lanagonian economy, worth 952 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,001 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 6,122nd in The East Pacific and 142,600th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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