Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,030th Most Stationary: 2,061st Most Influential: 2,274th
The Superior Goat Nation of
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To be a rock and not to roll.
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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.015 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The very strong Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,927 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 129,981st in the world and 7,389th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.07 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,030thMost Stationary: 2,061stMost Influential: 2,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,585thSafest: 3,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,236thMost Pacifist: 3,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,608thBest Weather: 5,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,386thLargest Governments: 5,559thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,660thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,289thMost Cultured: 7,112thSmartest Citizens: 7,317thHighest Economic Output: 8,199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,247thLargest Populations: 8,345thNicest Citizens: 8,346thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,071stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,266thLowest Crime Rates: 9,544thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,066thHealthiest Citizens: 10,112thHighest Drug Use: 10,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,808thMost Developed: 16,055th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 219th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 353rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 385th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 473rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 701st in the regionNudest: 729th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 734th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 823rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 899th in the region

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