The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.434 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The thriving Lanagonian economy, worth 952 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,001 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity: 58 minutes ago
- 58 minutes ago: Lanagon endorsed The United Socialist States of Asnarija.
- 2 hours ago: Lanagon was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Asnarija.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
- 3 days ago: Lanagon endorsed The United Kingdom of Triboland.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lanagon, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Lanagon was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Triboland.
- 5 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 1%).
- 13 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
- 17 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 19 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
Endorsements Received: 35 » Todd McCloud, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Freedom Fascists, East Malaysia, Eruopia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Southern Yugoslavia, The Romanum Legio, Amselheim, Kangarawa, Mundiferrum, Adolanta, EES, Molzavar, Nabta Playa, Urimel, Owali, The United Territories of Providence, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Chandler Island, Articono, Lagaronians, Zorro Renzodo, Ramaeus, Cranky Corners, Meowinopolis, Picos, Banturon, Eldridge Crossings, Heyday, Radnia, Bachtendekuppen, Triboland, and Asnarija.