Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,795th Most Stationary: 1,964th Most Influential: 1,991st
The Superior Goat Nation of
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To be a rock and not to roll.
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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.55 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The very strong Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,358 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 1,964th in the world and 45th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,082.66533376 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,795thTop
Most Stationary: 1,964thMost Influential: 1,991stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,704thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,813thSafest: 3,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,466thMost Pacifist: 3,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,928thBest Weather: 5,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,610thLargest Governments: 5,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,604thMost Cultured: 7,335thSmartest Citizens: 7,762ndHighest Economic Output: 8,161stLargest Populations: 8,181stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,370thNicest Citizens: 8,473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,555thLowest Crime Rates: 9,783rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,936thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,310thHighest Drug Use: 11,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,685thMost Developed: 16,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,552nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 131st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 278th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the regionMost Developed: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 424th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 526th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 773rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 802nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 915th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,029th in the regionNudest: 1,069th in the region

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