Most Stationary: 2,035th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038th Most Influential: 2,202nd
The Superior Goat Nation of
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To be a rock and not to roll.
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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.196 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The very strong Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,180 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 115,996th in the world and 5,225th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.07 Stalins.

Most Stationary: 2,035thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038thMost Influential: 2,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,409thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,752ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,754thSafest: 3,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,385thMost Pacifist: 3,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,788thBest Weather: 5,193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,467thLargest Governments: 5,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,879thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,923rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,492ndMost Cultured: 7,131stSmartest Citizens: 7,501stTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,289thLargest Populations: 8,307thNicest Citizens: 8,349thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,341stLowest Crime Rates: 9,693rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,048thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,144thHighest Drug Use: 10,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,944th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 213th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 247th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 268th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 270th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 326th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 344th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 379th in the regionMost Developed: 389th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 484th in the region

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