The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.225 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The thriving Lanagonian economy, worth 928 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,654 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Lanagon endorsed The Democratic Republic of Radnia.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Lanagon was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Radnia.
- 7 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
- 18 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
- 19 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
- 23 days ago: Lanagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 24 days ago: Lanagon endorsed The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings.
- 24 days ago: Lanagon was endorsed by The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings.
- 24 days ago: Lanagon endorsed The Foggy Loh of Foggy Island.
- 24 days ago: Lanagon was endorsed by The Foggy Loh of Foggy Island.
Endorsements Received: 35 » Todd McCloud, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Freedom Fascists, East Malaysia, Eruopia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Southern Yugoslavia, The Romanum Legio, British Grand Pacific, Amselheim, Kangarawa, Mundiferrum, Adolanta, EES, Molzavar, Nabta Playa, Urimel, Owali, The United Territories of Providence, Drinnon, Roissyland, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Chandler Island, Articono, Lagaronians, Zorro Renzodo, Ramaeus, Cranky Corners, Meowinopolis, Picos, Place of cool punks, Banturon, Eldridge Crossings, and Radnia.