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The Queen's State of Laminatota

“In all honesty”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Sahrawi


The Queen's State of Laminatota is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.017 billion, all of whom are zombies, Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the betale.

Laminatota is ranked 1st in Sahrawi and 88,285th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Laminatota is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 3,017,124,546

Dead: 10,995,121,770

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 29 days ago


by Max Barry

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