The Queen's State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
In all honesty
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.33 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 712 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 43,643 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,335 per year while the poor average 4,559, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 1st in Sahrawi and 43,702nd in the world for Nudest, with 170 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laminatota altered the regional flag of Sahrawi.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Laminatota altered the regional flag of Sahrawi.
  • : Laminatota agreed to construct embassies between Sahrawi and Epping.
  • : Laminatota changed its national currency to "betale", its animal to "deer", and its nation type to "Queen's State".
  • : Laminatota was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Laminatota changed its national nation type to "State".
  • : Laminatota altered its national flag.



by Max Barry

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