Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,698th Largest Populations: 4,228th Most Pro-Market: 5,943rd
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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.191 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 795 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 27,920th in the world and 312th in Ancient Lands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,843.81 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,698thLargest Populations: 4,228thMost Pro-Market: 5,943rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,602ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11,658thHighest Economic Output: 13,809thFattest Citizens: 15,603rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,056thMost Armed: 17,218th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 69th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the region

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