Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,127th Largest Populations: 4,385th Most Pro-Market: 4,392nd
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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.433 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 762 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 73,382nd in the world and 384th in Ancient Lands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,127thLargest Populations: 4,385thMost Pro-Market: 4,392ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,352ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 10,150thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,630thHighest Economic Output: 13,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,965thFattest Citizens: 15,929thMost Armed: 16,472ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,876th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 69th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the region

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