Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,851st Largest Populations: 4,166th Most Pro-Market: 6,364th
The Queen's State of
Benevolent Dictatorship
In all honesty
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.597 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 813 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 31,915th in the world and 1,164th in Ancient Lands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,851stLargest Populations: 4,166thMost Pro-Market: 6,364thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,172ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 12,100thHighest Economic Output: 13,969thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,510thFattest Citizens: 16,444th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 72nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the region

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