Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,637th Largest Populations: 4,290th Most Pro-Market: 4,614th
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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.79 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 778 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 158,308th in the world and 1,068th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 17.26 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,637thLargest Populations: 4,290thMost Pro-Market: 4,614thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,319thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9,989thHighest Economic Output: 13,659thFattest Citizens: 14,321stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,554thMost Armed: 15,105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,366thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,805th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 69th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the region

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