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The Republic of Laminatota

“In all honesty”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Sahrawi


The Republic of Laminatota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working, cynical population of 12.834 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

Laminatota is ranked 1st in Sahrawi and 63,154th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago


by Max Barry

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