Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,714th Largest Populations: 4,245th Most Pro-Market: 6,065th
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The Queen's State of Laminatota is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.333 billion Laminatotans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Laminatotan economy, worth 802 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 43,753 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,909 per year while the poor average 4,571, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laminatota's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laminatota is ranked 16,227th in the world and 309th in Ancient Lands for Fattest Citizens, with 15.79 Obesity Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,714thLargest Populations: 4,245thMost Pro-Market: 6,065thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,784thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11,970thHighest Economic Output: 13,855thFattest Citizens: 16,227thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,621stMost Armed: 17,810th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 70th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the region

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