Largest Black Market: 861st Highest Economic Output: 1,506th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,890th
The Royal Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Good
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Frightening
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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.419 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,653 trillion champagnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,916 champagnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 18,348th in the world and 1st in Island Continent for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,963.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 861stHighest Economic Output: 1,506thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,827thLargest Populations: 2,892ndMost Secular: 3,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,649thHighest Average Incomes: 6,143rdMost Developed: 6,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,012thMost Influential: 7,640thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,822ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,067thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,579thRudest Citizens: 11,339thLowest Crime Rates: 11,411thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,878thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,098thMost Inclusive: 15,289thLargest Governments: 15,646th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Lambrinisia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Lambrinisian language.

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