Largest Black Market: 902nd Highest Economic Output: 1,501st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,900th
The Royal Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Putney!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.805 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,744 trillion champagnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,988 champagnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chardonnay as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 105,690th in the world and 6th in Island Continent for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -2.45 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 902ndHighest Economic Output: 1,501stTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,900thNudest: 1,964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,810thLargest Populations: 2,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,894thMost Secular: 4,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,404thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,618thHighest Average Incomes: 6,217thMost Developed: 6,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,919thTop
10%
Most Influential: 7,670thSmartest Citizens: 8,733rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,241stHealthiest Citizens: 9,418thMost Efficient Economies: 9,472ndRudest Citizens: 10,175thLowest Crime Rates: 10,595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,120thMost Inclusive: 14,224thLargest Governments: 15,086th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lambrinisia lodged a message on the Island Continent Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chardonnay as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, builders across Lambrinisia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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