Largest Black Market: 818th Highest Economic Output: 1,632nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,795th
The Royal Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Putney!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.105 billion Lambrinisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,430 trillion champagnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,624 champagnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, Lambrinisia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 141,387th in the world and 3rd in Island Continent for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -1.41 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 818thHighest Economic Output: 1,632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,795thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,397thMost Secular: 2,406thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,803rdLargest Populations: 2,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,461stMost Developed: 6,034thHighest Average Incomes: 6,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,006thMost Influential: 7,547thLargest Mining Sector: 8,104thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,452ndSmartest Citizens: 8,878thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,289thMost Efficient Economies: 10,626thHighest Drug Use: 12,261stLowest Crime Rates: 12,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,180thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,661stLargest Governments: 17,675th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, Lambrinisia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Lambrinisia in search of magical leopluradons.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

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