Largest Black Market: 917th Highest Economic Output: 1,509th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,883rd
The Royal Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.977 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,775 trillion champagnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,988 champagnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Chardonnay as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 138,500th in the world and 5th in Island Continent for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 63.87 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Black Market: 917thHighest Economic Output: 1,509thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,883rdNudest: 2,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,808thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,819thLargest Populations: 2,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,901stMost Secular: 4,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,335thMost Developed: 6,382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,059thMost Influential: 7,651stSmartest Citizens: 8,873rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,378thLargest Mining Sector: 9,609thMost Efficient Economies: 9,614thLowest Crime Rates: 10,692ndRudest Citizens: 10,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,978thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,712thMost Inclusive: 14,354thLargest Governments: 15,013thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,287th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Lambrinisia's influence in Island Continent fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Lambrinisia's influence in Island Continent rose from "Page" to "Hermit".
  • : Lambrinisia relocated from Lazarus to Island Continent.
  • : Lambrinisia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Lambrinisia ceased to exist.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.


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