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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia

“Putney!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Island Continent

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.96 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the champagne.

Lambrinisia is ranked 4th in Island Continent and 118,433rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -220 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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