The Royal Federation of
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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.5 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion champagnes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 145,754 champagnes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 3rd in Island Continent and 130,755th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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