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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia

“Putney!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Island Continent

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.953 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and large areas of Lambrinisia are not accessible by the public. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the champagne.

Lambrinisia is ranked 4th in Island Continent and 87,013th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.12 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 19 hours ago

  • 8 days ago: LambrinisiaLambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 10 days ago: LambrinisiaLambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 13 days ago: LambrinisiaLambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in LambrinisiaLambrinisia, large areas of Lambrinisia are not accessible by the public.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in LambrinisiaLambrinisia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in LambrinisiaLambrinisia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in LambrinisiaLambrinisia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in LambrinisiaLambrinisia, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 16 days ago: LambrinisiaLambrinisia lodged a message on the Island Continent Regional Message Board.
  • 17 days ago: LambrinisiaLambrinisia lodged a message on the Island Continent Regional Message Board.

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