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The Royal Federation of
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.731 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,584 trillion champagnes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 145,754 champagnes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 2nd in Island Continent and 50,254th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 10 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 41 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 44 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 49 days ago: Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 67 days ago: Lambrinisia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 73 days ago: Lambrinisia's influence in Island Continent fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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