Largest Black Market: 1,091st Highest Economic Output: 1,694th Most Secular: 1,895th
The Royal Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Royal Federation of Lambrinisia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Casi Delasy with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.969 billion Lambrinisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambrinisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,310 trillion champagnes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,784 champagnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lambrinisia's national animal is the magical leopluradon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Lambrinisia is ranked 170,790th in the world and 2nd in Island Continent for Most Primitive, scoring -161.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 1,091stHighest Economic Output: 1,694thMost Secular: 1,895thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,544thLargest Populations: 2,902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,063rdMost Developed: 5,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,520thHighest Average Incomes: 6,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,268thMost Influential: 7,469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,505thRudest Citizens: 7,828thLargest Mining Sector: 8,129thHealthiest Citizens: 8,432ndSmartest Citizens: 8,451stTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,297thMost Efficient Economies: 10,470thHighest Drug Use: 11,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,785thLowest Crime Rates: 14,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,805th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Lambrinisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Island Continent.
  • : Following new legislation in Lambrinisia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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