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The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago

“Nothing's Impossible”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Lazarus

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ferruccio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.676 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Agata Bolognese. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamborghini Murcielago's national animal is the Lambo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bullfighting, and its currency is the Gasoline.

Lamborghini Murcielago is ranked 24th in Lazarus and 539th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 1,521 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

Easter Eggs (5) Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured Top 1% of Lazarus for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Lazarus for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Lazarus for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Politically Free Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of Lazarus for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

97 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
1 day 13 hours ago: Lamborghini Murcielago was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, meat-eating is frowned upon.
3 days ago: Lamborghini Murcielago was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lamborghini Murcielago, Lamborghini Murcielago's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.