The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
No war but class war
Comrade Casey
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Socialist States of Lakoffia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Casey with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.32 billion Lakoffians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgia. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Lakoffian economy, worth 14.7 trillion libels a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,320 libels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, there is a dearth of space for new houses, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakoffia's national animal is the Johnson's Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lakoffia is ranked 10th in Popular Democratic Ummah and 119,247th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -0.36 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 11 hours ago: Lakoffia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Lakoffia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Lakoffia's influence in Popular Democratic Ummah rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 5 days ago: Lakoffia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Lakoffia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lakoffia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lakoffia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lakoffia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lakoffia, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lakoffia, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.

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