Most Devout: 35th Best Weather: 66th Most Beautiful Environments: 194th
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The Galactic Federation of Lakarian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Baltar with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.457 billion Lakarianites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lakarianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,766 trillion tokens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,880 tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Lakarian's national animal is the elderly pekinese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Savior.

Lakarian is ranked 153,218th in the world and 10,718th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Devout: 35thBest Weather: 66thMost Beautiful Environments: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227thLargest Populations: 236thLongest Average Lifespans: 259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 613thMost Stationary: 654thMost Efficient Economies: 773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 836thMost Influential: 1,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thHighest Economic Output: 1,501stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,005thLargest Black Market: 3,037thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,913thLowest Crime Rates: 6,697thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,618thMost Primitive: 16,091stHighest Average Incomes: 17,245th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 224th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 312th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Developed: 521st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 875th in the region

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