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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland

“Tuhan lindungilah sang raja!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Euthychos Giselbert with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.872 billion Lahulanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belenos. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahuland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religions mixed with local wisdoms, and its currency is the Lahuland Dollar.

Lahuland is ranked 201st in 10000 Islands and 16,922nd in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 74 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Lahuland was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Lahuland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

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