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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland

“Tuhan lindungilah sang raja!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Euthychos Giselbert with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.53 billion Lahulanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belenos. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, Lahuland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahuland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religions mixed with local wisdoms, and its currency is the Lahuland Dollar.

Lahuland is ranked 78th in 10000 Islands and 2,813th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 42 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 88 minutes ago: Lahuland was endorsed by The Dominion of The Isle of Tol Eressea.
  • 23 hours ago: Lahuland was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, Lahuland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Lahuland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 4 days ago: Lahuland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".

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