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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland

“Tuhan lindungilah sang raja!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by King Euthychos Giselbert with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 942 million, 914 million of whom are zombies, Lahulanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belenos. The average income tax rate is 65%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', notable individuals are granted land and titles, and Lahuland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahuland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religions mixed with local wisdoms, and its currency is the Lahuland Dollar.

Lahuland is ranked 25th in 10000 Islands and 2,066th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Lahuland is currently considering its options.

People: 28,171,299

Zombies: 914,303,067

Dead: 5,171,211,970

Survival Rate: 0.46%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Lahuland was struck by a Cure Missile from The Your Pitiful Life of La Vida De Sangre, curing 32 million infected.
  • 14 hours ago: Lahuland was struck by a Cure Missile from The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3, curing 327 million infected.
  • 15 hours ago: Lahuland was struck by a Cure Missile from The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3, curing 429 million infected.
  • 17 hours ago: Lahuland was struck by a Cure Missile from The Republic of Boltor, curing 273 million infected.
  • 17 hours ago: Lahuland was struck by a Cure Missile from The Republic of Boltor, curing 141 million infected.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Lahuland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, Lahuland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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