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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland

“Tuhan lindungilah sang raja!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Euthychos Giselbert with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.745 billion Lahulanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belenos. The average income tax rate is 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahuland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religions mixed with local wisdoms, and its currency is the Lahuland Dollar.

Lahuland is ranked 948th in 10000 Islands and 109,819th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -303 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 111 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 111 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 111 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 111 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 111 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, billions of Lahuland Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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