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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland

“Tuhan lindungilah sang raja!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lahuland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Euthychos Giselbert with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.933 billion Lahulanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belenos. The average income tax rate is 67%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahuland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religions mixed with local wisdoms, and its currency is the Lahuland Dollar.

Lahuland is ranked 59th in 10000 Islands and 1,989th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 173 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Lahuland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Spncrgmn.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lahuland, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Lahuland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Lahuland endorsed The Republic of Puerto Barrio.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Lahuland endorsed The Community of Aipotu Ruo.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Lahuland was endorsed by The Republic of Puerto Barrio.

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