Population | 12.226 billion |
Capital | Kashashkamukashka |
Leader | Lagaronius Caesar |
Faith | Caesar itself |
Currency | Dino |
Animal | Dinosaur |
The Holy Empire of Lagaronians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lagaronius Caesar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.226 billion Lagaronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashashkamukashka. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lagaroniansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Dinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,606 Dinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagaronians's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caesar itself.
Lagaronians is ranked 55,788th in the world and 5th in Roma Invicta for Most Stationary, with 789.993418015 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Lagaronians voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Lagaronians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
- : Lagaronians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
- : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.