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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,010th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Bow down before your Divine Leader!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lagaronians

Population12.226 billion

CapitalKashashkamukashka
LeaderLagaronius Caesar
FaithCaesar itself

CurrencyDino
AnimalDinosaur

The Holy Empire of Lagaronians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lagaronius Caesar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.226 billion Lagaronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashashkamukashka. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lagaroniansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Dinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,606 Dinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagaronians's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caesar itself.

Lagaronians is ranked 55,788th in the world and 5th in Roma Invicta for Most Stationary, with 789.993418015 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,010thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,276thMost Devout: 6,495thLowest Crime Rates: 6,720thLargest Governments: 6,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,766thHealthiest Citizens: 9,561stBest Weather: 9,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,936thMost Developed: 10,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,514thMost Cultured: 14,665thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,037thSmartest Citizens: 18,186thMost Patriotic: 18,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,721stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,962ndHighest Food Quality: 21,704thMost Efficient Economies: 23,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,663rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Lagaronians voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Lagaronians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Lagaronians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lagaronians, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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