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The Glorious Whisky Hegemony of Lagaphroaig

“It's whisky for dictators, and methanol for liberals.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: United Dictatorships

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The Glorious Whisky Hegemony of Lagaphroaig is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Supreme Distiller with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.867 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiskyville. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, the government has the power to seize property at will, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagaphroaig's national animal is the famous grouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Holy Spirit, and its currency is the barrel.

Lagaphroaig is ranked 3rd in United Dictatorships and 778th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Lagaphroaig was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Lagaphroaig was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lagaphroaig, all guns must be registered.

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