Largest Insurance Industry: 870th Most Conservative: 1,012th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,097th
The Jackbooted Autocracy of
Corporate Police State
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Jackbooted Autocracy of Lackluster sloths is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Slovenly One with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.139 billion Lackluster slothsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lassitude. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lackluster slothsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 246,200 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,365,741 per year while the poor average 22,292, a ratio of 61.3 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lackluster sloths's national animal is the banana slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phlegm.

Lackluster sloths is ranked 1,012th in the world and 7th in The Invaders for Most Conservative, scoring 95.15 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 870thMost Conservative: 1,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,097thLargest Mining Sector: 1,487thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,751stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,848thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,176thLargest Black Market: 2,359thHighest Average Incomes: 2,429thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,554thFattest Citizens: 2,592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,617thMost Extreme: 2,818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,963rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,094thLargest Retail Industry: 3,361stMost Avoided: 3,365thLowest Crime Rates: 3,618thNudest: 3,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,867thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,870thHighest Economic Output: 4,178thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,079thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,899thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 9,001stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,177thLargest Governments: 12,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,901st
Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lackluster sloths's influence in The Invaders rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Lackluster sloths's influence in The Invaders rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Lackluster sloths's influence in The Invaders rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Mining Sector, and Most Conservative and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Lackluster sloths relocated from Balder to The Invaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Lackluster sloths was refounded in Balder.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics