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The Jackbooted Autocracy of Lackluster sloths

“No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lone Wolves United

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The Jackbooted Autocracy of Lackluster sloths is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Great Slovenly One with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.52 billion Lackluster slothsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lassitude. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, criminals are thrown to the banana slugs to repay their debt to society, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Lackluster sloths's national animal is the banana slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Phlegm, and its currency is the Turd.

Lackluster sloths is ranked 2nd in Lone Wolves United and 1,424th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, criminals are thrown to the banana slugs to repay their debt to society.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 13 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Lackluster sloths fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 18 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).

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