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The Jackbooted Autocracy of Lackluster sloths

“No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lone Wolves United

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The Jackbooted Autocracy of Lackluster sloths is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by The Great Slovenly One with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.938 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lassitude. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Lackluster sloths's national animal is the banana slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Phlegm, and its currency is the Turd.

Lackluster sloths is ranked 2nd in Lone Wolves United and 1,219th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 23 hours ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lackluster sloths, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 5 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Lackluster sloths fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 16 days ago: Lackluster sloths fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 24 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Lackluster sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.

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