| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: The Internationale
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Camarada de Siempre of La Pasionaria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Members of The Internationale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 8.478 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolores. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.
People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. La Pasionaria's national animal is the songbird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Mutual Aid.
La Pasionaria is ranked 13th in The Internationale and 1,398th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.






























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 7 hours ago
- 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, organ donation is compulsory. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. - 3 days 16 hours ago:
La Pasionaria lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board. - 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, a government program is underway to revitalize La Pasionaria's beaches. - 4 days ago:
La Pasionaria lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
La Pasionaria, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.







