Largest Insurance Industry: 315th Largest Mining Sector: 992nd Highest Economic Output: 1,031st
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Nihil sine Deo
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Eugen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.914 billion L E Fians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The all-consuming L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 4,412 trillion Leus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 210,987 Leus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,003,440 per year while the poor average 26,125, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Dragon Sea, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

L E F is ranked 178,549th in the world and 210th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.93 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 315thLargest Mining Sector: 992ndHighest Economic Output: 1,031stMost Conservative: 1,259thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,503rdMost Devout: 1,547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,812thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,951stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,118thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,204thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,255thHighest Drug Use: 2,594thLargest Populations: 2,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,916thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,025thFattest Citizens: 3,506thHighest Average Incomes: 3,588thMost Avoided: 3,839thMost Primitive: 3,936thLargest Retail Industry: 5,265thMost Extreme: 5,376thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,405thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,960thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,881stLowest Crime Rates: 11,517thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,599thMost Pro-Market: 15,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,375th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Dragon Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, bicyclists are banned from major roads.

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