Largest Insurance Industry: 378th Largest Mining Sector: 1,054th Most Conservative: 1,104th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Nihil sine Deo
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Eugen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.113 billion L E Fians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The thriving L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 4,302 trillion Leus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 203,780 Leus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,380 per year while the poor average 22,980, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, Stronghold of Terror is a police state during international summits, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

L E F is ranked 1,775th in the world and 1st in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 67.36 Whatever.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 378thLargest Mining Sector: 1,054thMost Conservative: 1,104thHighest Economic Output: 1,107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,364thTop
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Most Devout: 1,636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,775thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,928thHighest Drug Use: 2,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,328thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,440thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,601stLargest Populations: 2,604thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,302ndFattest Citizens: 3,490thMost Primitive: 3,619thMost Avoided: 3,739thHighest Average Incomes: 4,085thMost Extreme: 4,250thLargest Retail Industry: 4,631stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,711thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,334thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,085thLargest Black Market: 11,044thMost Pro-Market: 11,366thLowest Crime Rates: 11,727thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,780thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,170th
Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, Stronghold of Terror is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.

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