Largest Insurance Industry: 389th Most Conservative: 837th Largest Mining Sector: 1,080th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Nihil sine Deo
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Eugen with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.46 billion L E Fians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The thriving L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 4,373 trillion Leus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 203,780 Leus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,380 per year while the poor average 22,980, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, Stronghold of Terror is a police state during international summits, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

L E F is ranked 69,783rd in the world and 61st in Confederacy of Allied States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,040.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 389thMost Conservative: 837thLargest Mining Sector: 1,080thHighest Economic Output: 1,142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,388thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,707thMost Devout: 1,725thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,825thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,946thHighest Drug Use: 2,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,349thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,388thLargest Populations: 2,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,643rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,897thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,349thFattest Citizens: 3,500thMost Avoided: 3,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,247thMost Extreme: 4,849thLargest Retail Industry: 4,905thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,718thMost Primitive: 6,483rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,611thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,171stLargest Black Market: 10,955thLowest Crime Rates: 11,873rdMost Pro-Market: 13,717thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,794th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Largest Gambling Industry, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, Stronghold of Terror is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in L E F, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.

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