The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Nihil sine Deo
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Eugen with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.704 billion L E Fians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 3,962 trillion Leus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,091 Leus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 974,854 per year while the poor average 24,010, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

L E F-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Lord Eugen's name on an hourly basis, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholic.

L E F is ranked 34th in the Rejected Realms and 2,337th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 450.068 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : L E F relocated from Magnalucia to The Rejected Realms.
  • : L E F was ejected from Magnalucia by The Holy Empire of Githoniel.
  • : L E F's influence in Magnalucia rose from "Truckler" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : L E F's influence in Magnalucia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".

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