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The Death watch of Kyrtsad

“Ke nu jurkadir sha mandoade!!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Mastership of Magnus Bane


The Death watch of Kyrtsad is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Pre Viszla with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.713 billion, 2.541 billion of whom are zombies, Kyrtsadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandalor. The average income tax rate is 12%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

The children of Kyrtsad are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, nude art is becoming wildly popular, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Kyrtsad has found 1 easter egg). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Kyrtsad's national animal is the huskie or cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Death to the Jedi, and its currency is the pellet.

Kyrtsad is ranked 3rd in The Mastership of Magnus Bane and 110,074th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -18 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Kyrtsad is currently considering its options.

People: 2,171,972,860

Zombies: 2,540,998,493

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago


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